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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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Actually I like Bananas!

so do i od, but my gs is stealing them

think i might send a letter to danny katz for advice

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    so do i od, but my gs is stealing them

    think i might send a letter to danny katz for advice

    You are an enduring weirdness

    Encapsulated by suburban retardation.

    Like all good Melbourne men.

    When we win it - i will buy a new tennis raquet.Or bat.

    Manwhore.

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    When we win it, there will be a lot of racket ... :-)

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    You are an enduring weirdness

    Encapsulated by suburban retardation.

    Like all good Melbourne men.

    When we win it - i will buy a new tennis raquet.Or bat.

    Manwhore.

    thanks, danny, you've helped to lift the fog a little

    though i had hoped your life coach special robert might have chimed in with some pearls of wisdom

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    thanks, danny, you've helped to lift the fog a little

    though i had hoped your life coach special robert might have chimed in with some pearls of wisdom

    He did tell me this.

    Never mix port, pot ,white ox and boating.

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    He did tell me this.

    Never mix port, pot ,white ox and boating.

    ....unless one is seeking martyrdom

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    Whoah. Did I slip into a parallel universe?

    Is Timothy Leary in here somewhere?

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    3 & 6 Saturday

    Excitement is building.

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    Excitement is building.

    It actually is, for the first draft in a while, for me.

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    ....unless one is seeking martyrdom

    They can have it.

    Mali,Bali or Paris in Winter.

    Cannot decide at the moment.

    I have a theory that Toady from neighbours is the President of Syria.

    There is strong evidence to support this.

    The guy couldn't even keep the peace in Erinsborough.

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    They can have it.

    ........

    agree. i have never seen the attraction in virgins

    like playing school kids in afl

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    agree. i have never seen the attraction in virgins

    like playing school kids in afl

    Not the same grey area you are interested in DC.

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    I have been informed that many Demonlanders will be bitterly disappointed tomorrow. Not because of our selections in the Draft necessarily, but because the countdown to the ND is over for another year. As a small compensation it will continue 3 more days, to a rather boring Rookie Draft, where we will take Michie and one other player.

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    I have been informed that many Demonlanders will be bitterly disappointed tomorrow. Not because of our selections in the Draft necessarily, but because the countdown to the ND is over for another year. As a small compensation it will continue 3 more days, to a rather boring Rookie Draft, where we will take Michie and one other player.

    However Redleg that one other could be the find of 2015.

    Hope springs eternal.

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    I have been informed that many Demonlanders will be bitterly disappointed tomorrow. Not because of our selections in the Draft necessarily, but because the countdown to the ND is over for another year. As a small compensation it will continue 3 more days, to a rather boring Rookie Draft, where we will take Michie and one other player.

    that's sad redleg

    i was rather hoping you would start a countdown for the 2016 draft after tuesday

    maybe we could have a CAS countup with today being +3?

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    What not a countdown till the first game of 2016?

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    Unfortunately I will be infight for the next 36 odd hours to LA and Mexico City so I shall be missing the suspense and intrigue of tomorrow's draft from Adelaide. Being OS I will be depending on the considered opinions of R&B, BB, Biffen, Uncle Bitter and DC to reassure myself that we have nailed picks 3 and 7 or otherwise!

    That said I may be too busy to take it all in as I am on a secret trade mission to Cuba on behalf of Malcolm to open up a dialogue with our Cuban friends, ahead of the Americans. I will of course be in communications with some of the most important officials in Habana. As well I have a commission from MFC to seek out any potential AFL talent while I am there. Anyway let us hope we get a couple of absolute guns who can play and who can get on the park regularly.

    Adios Amigos

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    Might be time to change the Demonland banner, as we have a past player on it.

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    that's sad redleg

    i was rather hoping you would start a countdown for the 2016 draft after tuesday

    maybe we could have a CAS countup with today being +3?

    What not a countdown till the first game of 2016?

    As that stupid advertisement says, "Why not both?". Or would that have too many of us permanently on the edge of cardiac arrest? :):lol::wacko:

    As for the CAS count up, it may get to a lot higher than 3 ... :lol:

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    Have a great trip, Earl. It seems a bit ironic to have a bastion of the upper class such as yourself chosen to lead negotiation with the glorious revolutionaries, but I guess that should show them what they are missing. Just don't bring back too many cigars to pass around in the Long Room over port ... :):lol:

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