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I have way more confidence in Taylor and company than the previous muppets.

not hard to better zero eh !
 
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33 and 25

You are learning. Stick with me and I will make a countdown master out of you yet.

 

You are learning. Stick with me and I will make a countdown master out of you yet.

There will only ever be one master!


You are learning. Stick with me and I will make a countdown master out of you yet.

Teach me how to make it countdown faster Master Redleg! A month of sifting through the top 10 draft prospects will require a lot of energy and enjoyment.

I have way more confidence in Taylor and company than the previous muppets.

In Taylor we trust.

you like living dangerously, ht?

I like to sail close to the wind dc.

The banana smoothie tasted o' so good this morning.

Nathan Brown reckons Melbourne will be a force to be reckoned with in two years time. Gee, must have been a big day yesterday. He's talking it up.

I think we should hold off on the Champers. But keep it chilled.

I like to sail close to the wind dc.

The banana smoothie tasted o' so good this morning.

Nathan Brown reckons Melbourne will be a force to be reckoned with in two years time. Gee, must have been a big day yesterday. He's talking it up.

I think we should hold off on the Champers. But keep it chilled.

yep, a good day. now we just have to nail the right draftees

as usual todays papers had little to say about our trading with collingwood getting heaps of column inches as usual

 

yep, a good day. now we just have to nail the right draftees

as usual todays papers had little to say about our trading with collingwood getting heaps of column inches as usual

10 to 1 readers probably accounts for it dc.

There will only ever be one master!

Yeah, jealous gets Yoda (it ain't easy being green :blink::blink: )


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There will only ever be one master!

True, but the kid needs encouragement.

There will only ever be one master!

You are clearly into the Band D scene OD. I've not seen you at the clubs but the the mantra is correct.

You are the master ... stroke ... You are the master .... stroke.

God I love being a pervert!!

I reckon the Snitch does this too but wont fess up!

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First lesson HT, before posting, listen to the wind blowing between BBO's legs and when you see the golden rays of the sun, face the direction of the moon and contemplate, why the countdown exists.

When you begin to understand, ask the trees for permission to post. You will have that permission, when the branches blow to the East in the breeze.

Remember this all of the days of your life.


32 and 24

First lesson HT, before posting, listen to the wind blowing between BBO's legs and when you see the golden rays of the sun, face the direction of the moon and contemplate, why the countdown exists.

When you begin to understand, ask the trees for permission to post. You will have that permission, when the branches blow to the East in the breeze.

Remember this all of the days of your life.

Not entirely sure I want to face the direction of the moon whilst listening to the wind blow between BBO's legs, Red.

Could be a hell of a task contemplating.

Not entirely sure I want to face the direction of the moon whilst listening to the wind blow between BBO's legs, Red.

Could be a hell of a task contemplating.

Do you ever want to be a master???????????????

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Do you ever want to be a master???????????????

These kids just won't do the hard yards.

These kids just won't do the hard yards.

All of the sudden I feel o so young. Thank-you Master redleg.

These kids just won't do the hard yards.

uncle bitters is a great believer in starting at the bottom

it influenced his days as a schoolboy greatly thanks to the kind guidance of the brotherhood


32 and 24

First lesson HT, before posting, listen to the wind blowing between BBO's legs and when you see the golden rays of the sun, face the direction of the moon and contemplate, why the countdown exists.

When you begin to understand, ask the trees for permission to post. You will have that permission, when the branches blow to the East in the breeze.

Remember this all of the days of your life.

RL I think you finally have taken a grip on yourself eeer your life. The hours you have spent studying the more complex issues of life on Redtube have clearly paid off. You are now a free spirit. However, as a kindred spirit, I must warn you that "the wind blowing between BBO's legs" has, in itself, some of the unpleasant realities of life attached to it.

BTW. You all may have noted silence from Dland's biggest pervert - Biffen. I have made a number of unsuccessful attempts to contact him of late. I even visited The Gat and was so warmly welcomed Iactually forgot my purpose. However, Biffen has gone missing. Probably doesn't matter in the scheme of things but "The Lads" are interested. So if anyone hears anything please post.

 

BTW. You all may have noted silence from Dland's biggest pervert - Biffen. I have made a number of unsuccessful attempts to contact him of late. I even visited The Gat and was so warmly welcomed Iactually forgot my purpose. However, Biffen has gone missing. Probably doesn't matter in the scheme of things but "The Lads" are interested. So if anyone hears anything please post.

Well he was wearing a bright blue Hawaian shirt last time I saw him so my guess he is sunning himself somewhere in the Pacific. He did look a tad pastey, a bit like Return To Glory, a bit of sun will do him good.

uncle bitters is a great believer in starting at the bottom

it influenced his days as a schoolboy greatly thanks to the kind guidance of the brotherhood

You are getting BBO mixed up with Biffen dc


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