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Yes this is a part of the season we can be involved in, the off season, as we don't ever seem to be involved in that part that has the finals.

 

Yes this is a part of the season we can be involved in, the off season, as we don't ever seem to be involved in that part that has the finals.

Mr Leg you are now in a new year a little optimism please!

Well tomorrow morning is day 1 of the best time of the year for a Dees supporter.

The pre season is upon us.

What champions will we trade in?

What Future GF winning Champions will we draft in?

Who will be our major sponsor for 2016?

Will the members be our big problem again in 2016?

These and other intriguing questions will be answered over the next 10 weeks.

God I am excited!

Wow OD. You are going off the scale! New blood pressure medication working I hope??

But I'm with you on this being the best time of year for us for over a decade now.

Take care and don't take too many of those little blue pills at once. Think of Mrs OD (hope that's an OK subject) - she might want the 'off' season to be 'on' for quite a while yet.

 

Wow OD. You are going off the scale! New blood pressure medication working I hope??

But I'm with you on this being the best time of year for us for over a decade now.

Take care and don't take too many of those little blue pills at once. Think of Mrs OD (hope that's an OK subject) - she might want the 'off' season to be 'on' for quite a while yet.

well i haven't heard viagra described as blood pressure medication before

but it makes good sense

well i haven't heard viagra described as blood pressure medication before

but it makes good sense

That's how it was first developed DC - as a treatment for hypertension. But a notable 'side effect' in the initial trials led to it being investigated for erecrile dysfunction. From then on it rocketed away, so to speak.


Well here we are girls and boys welcome to the bright MFC future!

bjDee Mrs OD is fine do not concern yourself although she does barrack for the Pies.

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Started the day on the right note with a Banana and Mango juice.

Started the day on the right note with a Banana and Mango juice.

banana, blue berries and strawberries for me.
 
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banana, blue berries and strawberries for me.

You just have to try and one up me don't you?


You just have to try and one up me don't you?

No just reporting a fact Mr Leg

This morning I had banana, blue berries and strawberries.

I Did neglect to mention I had Greek yoghurt on top.

Redleg, at what point do we start the draft countdown?

Now it is time.

2016 started today.

DOE in their inestimable wisdom decided to order some burning back up near romsey today in 37c heat

now there is a bush fire and some people are being evacuated

just hope bbo and the lads are safe from this

another great decision by the doe in their desk bound central bureaucratic sites and dark suits

DOE in their inestimable wisdom decided to order some burning back up near romsey today in 37c heat

now there is a bush fire and some people are being evacuated

just hope bbo and the lads are safe from this

another great decision by the doe in their desk bound central bureaucratic sites and dark suits

Burn was started mid last week. Ref: ABC reporter that lives in the area.


Burn was started mid last week. Ref: ABC reporter that lives in the area.

burn back was started on sunday. ref ch9 news and interview with officials

You are both wrong. BBO was spit roasting one of the lads yesterday and things got out of control. In his drunken Shiraz stupor he forgot to slaughter the poor beast before shoving the rotisserie up its clacker and throwing it on the roaring fire. Of course, the beast panicked and ran off into the local forest with its coat ablaze. The rest, as they say, is history.

You are both wrong. BBO was spit roasting one of the lads yesterday and things got out of control. In his drunken Shiraz stupor he forgot to slaughter the poor beast before shoving the rotisserie up its clacker and throwing it on the roaring fire. Of course, the beast panicked and ran off into the local forest with its coat ablaze. The rest, as they say, is history.

Sounds more plausible to me than this fuel reduction burn gone wrong story.

You are both wrong. BBO was spit roasting one of the lads yesterday and things got out of control. In his drunken Shiraz stupor he forgot to slaughter the poor beast before shoving the rotisserie up its clacker and throwing it on the roaring fire. Of course, the beast panicked and ran off into the local forest with its coat ablaze. The rest, as they say, is history.

that's definitely got ring of rationality to it, moonie

Headline from tomorrow's Romsey Reporter:

"Alpaca's clacker cracker sees local bush wackers knackered".

I wonder if one of the lads has been named Petracca? That would work nicely.


odd spot

just listening on radio to a report on the state of the bushfires. reporter name was alicia burns.

odd spot

just listening on radio to a report on the state of the bushfires. reporter name was alicia burns.

Is Amy Parks still reporting?

 

burn back was started on sunday. ref ch9 news and interview with officials

Typical media, half lies half made up on the spot.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-10-06/home-destroyed-properties-still-under-threat-from-vic-bushfire/6831052

Peter Rau, State response controller

She said she was "angry" it escaped the controlled burn-off.

"Very angry, yes. Very angry. It's been going since Wednesday or Thursday last week, it took off on Saturday again.

"[The] CFA had to come and put it out and this [Tuesday] morning it just flared up again...it was just too late. And the wind was just horrendous."

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True Red. Only problem I see with such a cunning plan is that the ones with poor disposal usually have good work ethic, and the ones (one?) with bad work ethic have good disposal.

We might need to watch a few more episodes of Blackadder to come up with a more cunning plan. Something that "Is as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University but has moved on and is now working for the U.N. at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning".

So cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel?


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