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Any of you infidels watch the cricket last night?

Our openers played test cricket. Now there is a thought.

Only taken them a disgraceful loss of the series to finally get it happening, for a day anyway. Warne is right, the selectors and coaching need an overhaul. Can't play Aussie style cricket in English conditions, on English doctored wickets and with English balls. Have to adapt.

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Only taken them a disgraceful loss of the series to finally get it happening, for a day anyway. Warne is right, the selectors and coaching need an overhaul. Can't play Aussie style cricket in English conditions, on English doctored wickets and with English balls. Have to adapt.

Warney - one of the greatest cricketers of all time - no doubt.

Warney - one of the biggest [censored] of all time - no doubt.

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Warney - one of the greatest cricketers of all time - no doubt.

Warney - one of the biggest [censored] of all time - no doubt.

Agreed, but he has a point. Commentary box isn't the place to be spouting it. A case of outside the tent pizzing in.

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Don't mention publicity Moon. "Publicity" has caused a bit of a misunderstanding with the squeeze ATM. Apparently there's some cad on Ashley Maddison (whoever that is) calls himself Uncle Bitter from Romsey.

Caused me considerable eerr well you know what I mean. I'm claiming it's Romsey in the UK.

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Agreed, but he has a point. Commentary box isn't the place to be spouting it. A case of outside the tent pizzing in.

Careful Moonie, I got an unofficial warning from the most ridiculous moderator of all time H_T for putting Pee Eye Double 5 (in letter/numeric form) in another thread. Apparently that's indecent language. There'd be about 10% of posts left it that was the actual level of "decency" required of all posts.

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Careful Moonie, I got an unofficial warning from the most ridiculous moderator of all time H_T for putting Pee Eye Double 5 (in letter/numeric form) in another thread. Apparently that's indecent language. There'd be about 10% of posts left it that was the actual level of "decency" required of all posts.

Yeah, our most loved mod ever to exist Rhino R once banned me 2 weeks for writing 'f@ rk" in a non aggressive post. Talk about a young guy trying to act like he's the boss.

Not often we get you on this neck of the woods Stu. Did you hit the wrong thread title by accident?

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Yeah, our most loved mod ever to exist Rhino R once banned me 2 weeks for writing 'f@ rk" in a non aggressive post. Talk about a young guy trying to act like he's the boss.

Not often we get you on this neck of the woods Stu. Did you hit the wrong thread title by accident?

Stuie's stalking me ..................... again.

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Stuie's stalking me ..................... again.

You love the attention, admit it Bitters...

It's funny, cos there was nothing about my post directed at Moonshadow that had anything to do with my number 1 fan who even right here in this thread brings me up when I have had nothing to do with him.

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Thanks for that link MS would have missed it

Some great sentiments in there and it does evoke the sort of sentiments I feel for the characters who inhabit Demonland.

I did see some vision of the place which added to the reality of the article and I guess the phrase that we all need places like this to remind us of what is possible is perhaps a metaphor for the MFC. We as supporters are all merely a part of the ephemeral milieu aware of our fragility and awaiting some redemption.

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Any of you infidels watch the cricket last night?

Our openers played test cricket. Now there is a thought.

Guess what-Siddle got a roll and cleaned them up using ball movement rather than flat out speed.

You would think Rod Marsh might have known that earlier and played him.

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Some people will do anything for a good story.

This guy went a little OTT.

All these parasites coming down to bask in the air down at the Gatwick are driving up the room prices!!

What was once considered a festering flea pit is now the place to be seen.

They can all [censored] off.

Except for Bitters ,our loyal country visitor who is welcome anytime(with the credit card).

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Some people will do anything for a good story.

This guy went a little OTT.

All these parasites coming down to bask in the air down at the Gatwick are driving up the room prices!!

What was once considered a festering flea pit is now the place to be seen.

They can all [censored].

Except for Bitters ,our loyal country visitor who is welcome anytime(with the credit card).

I'm unlikely to make it to the Gat for the ,at least immediate, future. The misunderstanding over the Ashley Maddison incident (as mentioned above) is still hovering.

The Lads realise my innocence but a certain other around the Manor remains unconvinced.

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I'm unlikely to make it to the Gat for the ,at least immediate, future. The misunderstanding over the Ashley Maddison incident (as mentioned above) is still hovering.

The Lads realise my innocence but a certain other around the Manor remains unconvinced.

Hope you don't use the same avatar on all your online accounts Uncle Bitter. What the hell would they make of you on Ashley Maddison? Actually, no... don't answer that.

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