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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Your poor old Uncle Bitter has just come in from completing some shovel work at the Manor. It's about 6c here atm. Let's just say if I was a brass monkey , I'd be looking for a soldering iron.

I'll bet KC is glad he's not at Casey today.

spare a thought for the ballaratians..... on second thoughts they probably think it's ideal shovel weather

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    Shovel-work when too warm can give rise to a nasty case of ballaratinal chancroids.

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    Shovel-work when too warm can give rise to a nasty case of ballaratinal chancroids.

    depends which holes you are filling in, skuit

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    Old Dee you finally got me, I give up.

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    Can we add to the title and make this the No MF$#@C thread as well? I need to come here to escape from the match day dross that 'our team' throws up..

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    What can I say here I am in the cold back room at home tuning into my old television to look at not the ashes but the SBS series on Byzantium while SWMBO and several other female relatives have commandeered the main TV to watch that abomination, The Voice! Barbarians! Anyway it is a bit cold but I have a bottle of red to keep me company.

    Hey Guys Sad to say I am back here again in the cold back room watching episode 2 of Byzantium while SWMBO and assorted female relatives and friends watch that abomination The Voice! Why do they think I am a grump? Just because the Dees have been thumped and I have been dispatched to the back room. Oh and the city has just fallen in case you never knew!

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    Old Dee you finally got me, I give up.

    I truly don't think it is my fault Redleg.

    However I share your feeling.

    This might show how I feel.

    Yesterday as I was preparing to go to the game my four year old Granddaughter said to me

    " Pa why don't you stay home with me and play Barbies?"

    Next weekend I will darling

    Next weekend I will I promise.

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    Ha ha ! You've gotta thank that Pommy politician for brightening up the week.

    Put on some sheila's undies, snort drugs and hang out with a couple of pros. Sounds better than watching Melbourne get flo gged!!

    It just shows the importance of context doesn't it? Biffen does that stuff all the time - never makes the papers.

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    Hey Guys Sad to say I am back here again in the cold back room watching episode 2 of Byzantium while SWMBO and assorted female relatives and friends watch that abomination The Voice! Why do they think I am a grump? Just because the Dees have been thumped and I have been dispatched to the back room. Oh and the city has just fallen in case you never knew!

    I flicked between the voice,mastershyte,and the tango party.

    None of them can sing,dance or fkn cook.

    What's the attraction to this ?

    Would much rather be sailing to Byzantium ,mentally at least.

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    I flicked between the voice,mastershyte,and the tango party.

    None of them can sing,dance or fkn cook.

    What's the attraction to this ?

    Would much rather be sailing to Byzantium ,mentally at least.

    Thank God I am not the only one Biff

    Last night I watched a ten year old movie i had recordered weeks ago.

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    Ha ha ! You've gotta thank that Pommy politician for brightening up the week.

    Put on some sheila's undies, snort drugs and hang out with a couple of pros. Sounds better than watching Melbourne get flo gged!!

    It just shows the importance of context doesn't it? Biffen does that stuff all the time - never makes the papers.

    Nice signature Uncle Bitter. Random quotes?

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    Not random Moon. Just the occasional spanking that Stuie looks forward to.

    And of course selectively edited as usual. Wouldn't want to not be a c#%t for the first time hey?

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    And of course selectively edited as usual. Wouldn't want to not be a c#%t for the first time hey?

    What are you doing on this thread Stu? You stalking me again? I'm over this Stu! I'm going to report you!

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    And of course selectively edited as usual. Wouldn't want to not be a c#%t for the first time hey?

    Are you unwell stu? What are you doing on this thread? Welcome to the asylum mate.

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    Are you unwell stu? What are you doing on this thread? Welcome to the asylum mate.

    i bet a buck.

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    Wonder if Earl Hood does that female undies, drugs and prostitutes stuff? I'm guessing yes.

    Opinions would be welcome.

    If Earl gets £200 per day allowance, I want to go to the G with him this week!

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    If Earl gets £200 per day allowance, I want to go to the G with him this week!

    They never shout for the hoi polloi Moon. All you'll get is the Royal wave and they are off buying the hookers!

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    Jake Lever gets rising star award this week. He's from Romsey. Any relation Bitters? I bet everyone in Romsey has a little bit of Bitter DNA in them!

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    Jake Lever gets rising star award this week. He's from Romsey. Any relation Bitters? I bet everyone in Romsey has a little bit of Bitter DNA in them!

    All the ladies know their Uncle Bitter - that's all you need to know Moonie.

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    All the ladies know their Uncle Bitter - that's all you need to know Moonie.

    And you don't even get £200 per day allowance!

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    Wonder if Earl Hood does that female undies, drugs and prostitutes stuff? I'm guessing yes.

    Opinions would be welcome.

    Let me just say I am aghast! That I would have anything to do with undies, really!

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