Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Featured Replies

I fear my esteemed upper class mate Earl Hood may not being enjoying his free trade non genetic modified latte this morning. I have noted, sadly, that his name does not seem to appear as a gongee on list printed on this day of celebration in honour of our esteemed monarch's nativity.

His selfless work in dealing with the eerr .... dregs of our community is again unrewarded and unrecognized.

 
  • Author

Only problem Biff is I am here in Melbourne.

Redleg is the man there at present.

In Miami tomorrow, anyone want any salsa.

By the way did I get a gong for my untiring support of the MFC?

In Miami tomorrow, anyone want any salsa.

By the way did I get a gong for my untiring support of the MFC?

"untiring support of the MFC" is best rewarded with a bong RL.

 

In Miami tomorrow, anyone want any salsa.

By the way did I get a gong for my untiring support of the MFC?

sadly not redleg, apparently your association with certain landed gentry from the romsey region, and shady characters from a certain disreputable establishment in st. kilda seems to have counted against you this time


In Miami tomorrow, anyone want any salsa.

By the way did I get a gong for my untiring support of the MFC?

Partying with the beautiful people in South Beach, Red? As for the award, if they awarded it for that, the honour wouldn't be so exclusive.

In Miami tomorrow, anyone want any salsa.

By the way did I get a gong for my untiring support of the MFC?

Are you there for any Vice?

In Miami tomorrow, anyone want any salsa.

By the way did I get a gong for my untiring support of the MFC?

Gongs are awarded to recognise far less significant efforts.

Unfortunately the only reward for "untiring MFC support" is the inner feeling of peace and tranquility in knowing that you can overcome the deepest extremes of all emotions to triumph and place the rest of the tawdry circumstances in life into their shallow perspectives.

Expect same to continue today.

 

Bad day at the footy.

Uncle bitters was socialising with the Ox, Rivers,jnr, Tappy etc and kept quietly missing his shout as he warms his nest egg.

Maple stole my lunch and left .

Collingwood won.

It's a cruel world.

Apart from the result, I had a good day at the footy. Joined the march to the G at the last minute, managed to get close to Neale, the PM and Gill (didn't realise the dill was so tall), as well as Eddie, Neale and Bill Shorten. Even managed a quick word with Neale and gave him a pat on the back. Then saw some play from the Dees that I haven't seen for some time -- dash, pace and skill. There were the usual clangers, and the margin was pretty much Cloke and the maggots, but finally some spirited footy --- just not enough of it.

Call me a glass-half full dreamer (OD, your cue :)), but there it is.


Apart from the result, I had a good day at the footy. Joined the march to the G at the last minute, managed to get close to Neale, the PM and Gill (didn't realise the dill was so tall), as well as Eddie, Neale and Bill Shorten. Even managed a quick word with Neale and gave him a pat on the back. Then saw some play from the Dees that I haven't seen for some time -- dash, pace and skill. There were the usual clangers, and the margin was pretty much Cloke and the maggots, but finally some spirited footy --- just not enough of it.

Call me a glass-half full dreamer (OD, your cue :)), but there it is.

Strange MFC supporters.

We now enjoy losing.

Anything less than a belting is considered joyful.

Strange MFC supporters.

We now enjoy losing.

Anything less than a belting is considered joyful.

Come on, OD, you know better than that. Would I a prefer a full glass? Of course. Do I like the fact that we lost? No. Can I change anything about it? No. Can I do anything other than yell from the sidelines? No.

So I can either say "#^R$#$!!! We lost again!" (plenty of threads for that :lol:), or say "Hmm.. what we the good things about today?". I'll take the latter any time.

Come on, OD, you know better than that. Would I a prefer a full glass? Of course. Do I like the fact that we lost? No. Can I change anything about it? No. Can I do anything other than yell from the sidelines? No.

So I can either say "#^R$#$!!! We lost again!" (plenty of threads for that :lol:), or say "Hmm.. what we the good things about today?". I'll take the latter any time.

Oh come on R and B you were baiting me.

I said elsewhere it was funny leaving the ground as I was smiling that we did not get belted.

Bad day at the footy.

Uncle bitters was socialising with the Ox, Rivers,jnr, Tappy etc and kept quietly missing his shout as he warms his nest egg.

Maple stole my lunch and left .

Collingwood won.

It's a cruel world.

Thought you would be proud of my skills, Biffen. Besides, I was just trying to encourage you to make healthier choices.

Strange MFC supporters.

We now enjoy losing.

Anything less than a belting is considered joyful.

Are you happy about anything Old Dee?

Oh, and being MFC supporters makes us all a little strange by definition.


Oh come on R and B you were baiting me.

I said elsewhere it was funny leaving the ground as I was smiling that we did not get belted.

Would I do that? :lol: I didn't see your other post, as I tend not to read every thread in detail after we lose. FWIW I share your sentiment.

Would I do that? :lol: I didn't see your other post, as I tend not to read every thread in detail after we lose. FWIW I share your sentiment.

My god we both need to get more in lives on here 7.24 am Tuesday.

Are you happy about anything Old Dee?

Oh, and being MFC supporters makes us all a little strange by definition.

Every thing except the MFC.

It gives me grief year in year out.

The really sad bit is I am too stupid to leave.

Strange MFC supporters.

We now enjoy losing.

Anything less than a belting is considered joyful.

What can I say OD?

The MFC team still sucks.

To me it all about results which we see do little of these days.

But the MFC has moved from be the worst team in the league to the second or third worst.

That is an improvement!

Plus we could have all been Carlton Supporters, those guys will be having some long term pain.

So things are not all bad.

  • Author

"untiring support of the MFC" is best rewarded with a bong RL.

40 years past that.


  • Author

sadly not redleg, apparently your association with certain landed gentry from the romsey region, and shady characters from a certain disreputable establishment in st. kilda seems to have counted against you this time

Doesn't seem to have affected other winners.
  • Author

Are you there for any Vice?

More chance with the salsa.

My god we both need to get more in lives on here 7.24 am Tuesday.

Nothing a few consecutive wins wouldn't fix ... :blink::blink:

 

Nothing a few consecutive wins wouldn't fix ... :blink::blink:

Amen to that

12.05Pm banana and peanut butter sandwich coming up.

Life seldom gets better than this.


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • NON-MFC: 2026 Opening Round

    Finally the 2026 AFL Premiership Season is upon us. While Melbourne sits out Opening Round, there is still plenty of footy to enjoy with five non-MFC clashes to kick off the new season. It all begins on Thursday night with a blockbuster at the SCG as Sydney hosts Carlton in what should be a strong early test for both sides. On Friday night, Gold Coast gets its chance to open the season in front of a home crowd when the Suns and Christian Petracca take on Geelong at People First Stadium. Saturday features a double-header, starting in the afternoon with Greater Western Sydney and Clayton Oliver meeting the Hawks at Engie Stadium. That is followed on Saturday night by Brisbane Lions hosting the Western Bulldogs at the Gabba, with the Lions embarking on their campaign to win the Threepeat. Opening Round wraps up on Sunday night at the MCG, where St Kilda takes on Collingwood in the only game in town in the first week of the season. There is no shortage of storylines across the round, so discuss all the action from the non-MFC games of Opening Round.

    • 291 replies
  • PREGAME: St. Kilda

    With just over two weeks until their opening match of the 2026 AFL Premiership season, the Demons are already well on the path to redemption and have the Saints firmly in their sights ahead of their mid-March clash at the MCG. What do you think the team will look like when they run out on to the G?

      • Like
    • 146 replies
  • REPORT: Richmond

    Mars is not usually a place known for lighting strikes but on Friday evening it happened twice in the vicinity of the stadium in Ballarat that carries the name and is a half completed building site with limited capacity for spectators.

    • 4 replies
  • POSTGAME: Richmond

    The Dees ran another clinic for the second week in a row as they easily accounted for the Tigers in the lightning interrupted shortened match at Mars Stadium in Ballarat.

      • Thumb Down
      • Like
    • 118 replies
  • VOTES: Richmond

    Kozzy Pickett was the man of the match last week and has a vote lead over backup ruck Max Heath who didn't play this week and 5 votes over former Saint Jack Steele. Who gets the votes in this weeks shortened match win over the Tigers? Your votes please. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1.

      • Like
    • 15 replies
  • GAMEDAY: Richmond

    It's Game Day and the 2026 AFL Premiership season is almost upon us as the Demons take to the field for their final practice match before the first ball is kicked in anger in 16 days time. What are you expecting to see from the Dees today as they take on the Tigers at Mars Stadium in Ballarat?

      • Haha
    • 337 replies

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.