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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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All the fun that money can buy. Not to mention a gallon of lube and hotel tv skin flicks

Can't be all that fun as I did not see a single mention of the word banana anywhere.

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    Can't be all that fun as I did not see a single mention of the word banana anywhere.

    Live a little Frogger!

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    Can't be all that fun as I did not see a single mention of the word banana anywhere.

    That's the lube flavour Toady

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    That's the lube flavour Toady

    Talk about cheapening a magnificent fruit.

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    Talk about cheapening a magnificent fruit.

    Now we know why Moonie loves Bananas so much.

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    Live a little Frogger!

    Are you suggesting life without Bananas?

    Beware of this type of comment as this thread has people who know people and they take their bananas very seriously.

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    Now we know why Moonie loves Bananas so much.

    'Bananas' is not a proper noun Toady. BTW how's year 8 going?

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    'Bananas' is not a proper noun Toady. BTW how's year 8 going?

    Well, as this is probably about his fourteenth attempt, I'm confident that Fl og will be going ok. At the worst, he'll be popular, as he can drive his classmates to the lolly shop.

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    'Bananas' is not a proper noun Toady. BTW how's year 8 going?

    Yes Daddy.

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    Well, as this is probably about his fourteenth attempt, I'm confident that Fl og will be going ok. At the worst, he'll be popular, as he can drive his classmates to the lolly shop.

    7 hours to go bbo?

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    "Burwood and its surrounds in Melbourne’s east bursts with the largest oversupply of women, analysis based on the latest Census data shows."

    A veritable female smorgasbord

    All you can eat has come to Borewood!

    You certainly know how to pluck the low hanging fruit.

    Keep up the good work.

    We are counting on you.

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    All you can eat has come to Borewood!

    You certainly know how to pluck the low hanging fruit.

    Keep up the good work.

    We are counting on you.

    i just hope the hipsters don't read that article and migrate on their $5,000 push bikes

    i need to talk to border protection

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    7 hours to go bbo?[/quot

    Possibly

    I was worried Bbo. but they boys came through for you.

    How good is a 40 point win?

    The Gelnfiddich tonight has seldom tasted so good.

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    I was worried Bbo. but they boys came through for you.

    How good is a 40 point win?

    The Gelnfiddich tonight has seldom tasted so good.

    Especially when drunk form the furry cup od.

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    "Burwood and its surrounds in Melbournes east bursts with the largest oversupply of women, analysis based on the latest Census data shows."

    A veritable female smorgasbord

    DC are you boasting about or bursting with the over supply of women out your way? There is something not quite right about the wording but gee good luck down at the Matthew Flinders, plenty of likely types down there as I remember.

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    I leave and the boys win. Casey both teams as well.

    I might have to live o/s.

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    I leave and the boys win. Casey both teams as well.

    I might have to live o/s.

    If that is what it takes.

    Yep

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    The boys can start tanking soon as I only predicted four wins this season.

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    I leave and the boys win. Casey both teams as well.

    I might have to live o/s.

    No doubt in a banana republic ... :blink:

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    Biff's girls can not be beaten.

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    Biff's girls can not be beaten.

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    Wonder if Watts got a touch?

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    Wonder if Watts got a touch?

    Now now Biff

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