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What's (not Watts) the old saying? It sums up my situation ( and I'm sure those from polite society such as Earl Hood would concur). I'm trying to soar with the eagles ( not the methcoast) and I'm dragged down by the [censored] turkeys on this site.

Turkeys such as dc the pervert, Biffen the upmarket pervert, Moonie the pervert, Fl og industrial waste sewer dweller, R&B beard totally [censored] , Jizza of four teats, bb with a banana up his arse and a host of [censored] lawyers and others. FMD why do I bother?

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What's (not Watts) the old saying? It sums up my situation ( and I'm sure those from polite society such as Earl Hood would concur). I'm trying to soar with the eagles ( not the methcoast) and I'm dragged down by the [censored] turkeys on this site.

Turkeys such as dc the pervert, Biffen the upmarket pervert, Moonie the pervert, Fl og industrial waste sewer dweller, R&B beard totally [censored] , Jizza of four teats, bb with a banana up his arse and a host of [censored] lawyers and others. FMD why do I bother?

Just out of pure love.

Or did the latex glove break?

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What's (not Watts) the old saying? It sums up my situation ( and I'm sure those from polite society such as Earl Hood would concur). I'm trying to soar with the eagles ( not the methcoast) and I'm dragged down by the [censored] turkeys on this site.

Turkeys such as dc the pervert, Biffen the upmarket pervert, Moonie the pervert, Fl og industrial waste sewer dweller, R&B beard totally [censored] , Jizza of four teats, bb with a banana up his arse and a host of [censored] lawyers and others. FMD why do I bother?

never mind bbo,you probably are not aware of it at the moment, but your involuntary celibacy is actually quite character building

in time you'll learn to be social again

just don't be tempted with the lads like that ballarat farmer :blink:

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never mind bbo,you probably are not aware of it at the moment, but your involuntary celibacy is actually quite character building

in time you'll learn to be social again

just don't be tempted with the lads like that ballarat farmer :blink:

I've given that pervert some consideration dc. How did he do it do you think? Perhaps he could rewrite the "Kama Sutra" with a milk crate or stool (stool - not a great choice of word I'll admit) as a third partner. You have to admire the guy though - he doesn't let social conventions influence his preferred lifestyle. (either a relative of Biffen or the Jizza has been found out)

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What's (not Watts) the old saying? It sums up my situation ( and I'm sure those from polite society such as Earl Hood would concur). I'm trying to soar with the eagles ( not the methcoast) and I'm dragged down by the [censored] turkeys on this site.

Turkeys such as dc the pervert, Biffen the upmarket pervert, Moonie the pervert, Fl og industrial waste sewer dweller, R&B beard totally [censored] , Jizza of four teats, bb with a banana up his arse and a host of [censored] lawyers and others. FMD why do I bother?

You know what they say, takes one to know one.


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I've given that pervert some consideration dc. How did he do it do you think? Perhaps he could rewrite the "Kama Sutra" with a milk crate or stool (stool - not a great choice of word I'll admit) as a third partner. You have to admire the guy though - he doesn't let social conventions influence his preferred lifestyle. (either a relative of Biffen or the Jizza has been found out)

i just assumed he was very tall......or he had built up gum boots

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i just assumed he was very tall......or he had built up gum boots

mmmmmmmmm! Food for thought. Moonie had strange footwear when I encountered him at the footy ...and Jizza .... FMD! He would have every gumboot variant imaginable. The pony [censored] could be one of Dland's own. Unsurprising I guess.

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What's (not Watts) the old saying? It sums up my situation ( and I'm sure those from polite society such as Earl Hood would concur). I'm trying to soar with the eagles ( not the methcoast) and I'm dragged down by the [censored] turkeys on this site.

Turkeys such as dc the pervert, Biffen the upmarket pervert, Moonie the pervert, Fl og industrial waste sewer dweller, R&B beard totally [censored] , Jizza of four teats, bb with a banana up his arse and a host of [censored] lawyers and others. FMD why do I bother?

Because you feel right at home! :):)

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i just assumed he was very tall......or he had built up gum boots

Didn't know what you meant till I googled it. Then I found a picture of a bloke who looks a lot like Saty. Perhaps he was standing on a scooter?

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Didn't know what you meant till I googled it. Then I found a picture of a bloke who looks a lot like Saty. Perhaps he was standing on a scooter?

yeah. don't know why bbo was so perplexed over the ..um.. methodology. after all he is a country boy and a "gentleman" farmer himself

i assumed it was just farming 101

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yeah. don't know why bbo was so perplexed over the ..um.. methodology. after all he is a country boy and a "gentleman" farmer himself

i assumed it was just farming 101

dont know what you are talking about as i avoid news.

But gather its a story about implementing sprog straws for heifer's ,so some farmer has found a way to make it easier and enjoyable{smart man}.

They say South American breeders use a similar technique,But for the life of me BBO has so much knowledge and understanding he should go to college and become a school teacher,They have a chance to influence and berate kids at the same time.

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Next thing that canuck sheila will be talking about ice hookey or some such [censored]. Think I'll go to bed.

Did someone say hockey? Bloody weather feels just about cold enough for it!


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dont know what you are talking about as i avoid news.

But gather its a story about implementing sprog straws for heifer's ,so some farmer has found a way to make it easier and enjoyable{smart man}.

They say South American breeders use a similar technique,But for the life of me BBO has so much knowledge and understanding he should go to college and become a school teacher,They have a chance to influence and berate kids at the same time.

Hey Jizz that canuck sheila is back. Why don't you apply your irresistible charm and ask her for a date.

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Sometime silence is golden.

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Sometime silence is golden.

DFrog what is it about you and bananas no matter how they are presented?

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DFrog what is it about you and bananas no matter how they are presented?

Don't tell me you are not a little excited about eating this food?

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In your case, it should be extended to the click of your keyboard Toady

I found this one just for you

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This picture is proudly sponsored by BBO and Biff.

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