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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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And I say bottoms up ... didn't know you were a kraut :blink:

must be a little saxon in most of us?

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    There is no rule 6! I thought you knew that! :blink::blink:

    Yes, Rule 6A states that there is no Rule 6.

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    Yes, Rule 6A states that there is no Rule 6.

    Of course. How could I forget rule 6A? :)

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    must be a little saxon in most of us?

    More's the pity ... :):)

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    Rule 6A is the sanity clause.

    So is rule 6B the santa clause? :lol:

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    So is rule 6B the santa clause? :lol:

    WJ was quoting from one of the Marx Brothers, Chico and no, not Karl.

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    WJ was quoting from one of the Marx Brothers, Chico and no, not Karl.

    And I thought he was quoting Monty Python ... near fatal mix-up of comedians there ... :)

    BTW Karl Marx was by far the unfunniest of that group .. :lol::lol:

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    And I thought he was quoting Monty Python ... near fatal mix-up of comedians there ... :)

    BTW Karl Marx was by far the unfunniest of that group .. :lol::lol:

    ... but the smartest!

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    Sleep at the G coming up.

    FMD.

    You would have to be completely [censored] faced wouldn't you?

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    Sleep at the G coming up.

    FMD.

    You would have to be completely [censored] faced wouldn't you?

    A certain football team had their sleep at the G on Sunday afternoon ... :)

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    ... but the smartest!

    Groucho would give him a run for his money in the quotable quotes stakes ...

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    Loved Groucho but he was the opiate of the masses.

    Zeppo was the best.

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    What about Jizzo?

    Jizzo was a master of the slap stick.

    Probably still does.

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    Freeze the aggots of a brass monkey down here tonight.

    Couldve sworn it was snowing today,actually wore gloves for the night milking and now hugging the fireplace and still cold.

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    Freeze the aggots of a brass monkey down here tonight.

    Couldve sworn it was snowing today,actually wore gloves for the night milking and now hugging the fireplace and still cold.

    Best to take the gloves off before going to bed Jizz.

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    Freeze the aggots of a brass monkey down here tonight.

    Couldve sworn it was snowing today,actually wore gloves for the night milking and now hugging the fireplace and still cold.

    Sell the farm Jizz.

    Dairy farming is best left to corrupt Chinese

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    Best to take the gloves off before going to bed Jizz.

    Was thinking of grabbing the next door's sheep.But to cold to do even that.

    Besides me gumboots are drenched.

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    Zeppo was the best.

    Well picked Jazza. Zeppo was a not just an actor, but a theatre agent, engineer, inventor, company owner and multi millionaire capitalist. As is well documented Karl was a lousy father and husband and relied on Engels for charity to keep investigating his theories. And Gummo was no chump either. Talented lot the Marx's!

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    Well picked Jazza. Zeppo was a not just an actor, but a theatre agent, engineer, inventor, company owner and multi millionaire capitalist. As is well documented Karl was a lousy father and husband and relied on Engels for charity to keep investigating his theories. And Gummo was no chump either. Talented lot the Marx's!

    Yes but despite all that, we still give the proles their rightful thrashings!

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    Well picked Jazza. Zeppo was a not just an actor, but a theatre agent, engineer, inventor, company owner and multi millionaire capitalist. As is well documented Karl was a lousy father and husband and relied on Engels for charity to keep investigating his theories. And Gummo was no chump either. Talented lot the Marx's!

    Got a feeling that these brothers lost everything in the wall st crash.

    Groucho was so angry and broke he decided to take the micky out of big business people and did so regulary on the big screen.

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    Sleep at the G coming up.

    FMD.

    You would have to be completely [censored] faced wouldn't you?

    Thought you were odds on to do that last Sunday Biff after all the beer you guzzled.

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    Got a feeling that these brothers lost everything in the wall st crash.

    Groucho was so angry and broke he decided to take the micky out of big business people and did so regulary on the big screen.

    Gee we could use another 10 Grouchos then to take the pizz out of our modern executive elites who take themselves far too seriously!

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