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Well picked up Doctor, however you are rather tight fisted. I would have thought outrageously bad pun of the month at least

how about the "outrageously bad punk of the month" award as a consolation, bbo

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    Our compensation of Jesse and Chris for the departure of that ex player is looking good now.

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    Mitch Clark out with a foot injury.

    Foot in a moon boot on Tuesday.

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    I'll accept most awards dc - but not the bronze.

    I can see you being showered in gold and just loving it.

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    I can see you being showered in gold and just loving it.

    Now you are taking the pizz Biff...

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    Now you are taking the pizz Biff...

    WHo doesn't love a wet lunch?

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    Speaking of which,

    Fallen on tough times.

    Drinking Chilean wines.

    Surprisingly good.

    What the [censored] has the Australian wine industry ever done for me anyway.

    They should be building statues to honour customers like me.

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    Speaking of which,

    Fallen on tough times.

    Drinking Chilean wines.

    Surprisingly good.

    What the [censored] has the Australian wine industry ever done for me anyway.

    They should be building statues to honour customers like me.

    Oh yea of short memory!!! ( or no memory) The last time I "dined" with you Biffen ( at considerable expense to myself) I did not notice any discernment in your taste!! I recall an out of control drug head demanding more wine , more wine !! Further I recall you grabbing a beer pot from some innocent bystander and demanding it be filled with " house red"!!! FMD!!

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    Oh yea of short memory!!! ( or no memory) The last time I "dined" with you Biffen ( at considerable expense to myself) I did not notice any discernment in your taste!! I recall an out of control drug head demanding more wine , more wine !! Further I recall you grabbing a beer pot from some innocent bystander and demanding it be filled with " house red"!!! FMD!!

    Not to mention the disgraceful incident when you grabbed a child ( and pretended it was your own) in order to secure a taxi. Which I paid for!!

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    Mitch Clark out with a foot injury.

    Foot in a moon boot on Tuesday.

    Who?

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    Well picked up Doctor, however you are rather tight fisted. I would have thought outrageously bad pun of the month at least

    One step at a time BBO. Gotta win the week to be in the running for the monthly award ... though I admit you should be a shoo-in (or shoe-in* as some on Demonland insist on putting it) for that as well.

    * not a Mitch Clark reference.

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    Hey tonight's game is boring, what's happening Dudes?

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    i'm reading about alexander's time in india

    Alexander Downer, didn't know he had a posting to India, thought he was High Commissioner in London or something.

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    Alexander Downer, didn't know he had a posting to India, thought he was High Commissioner in London or something.

    this was a long time before hierapolis, earl

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    this was a long time before hierapolis, earl

    Hairier police? Is that what happens when cops don't shave? :lol::lol:

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    Alexander Downer, didn't know he had a posting to India, thought he was High Commissioner in London or something.

    I thought he was talking about Alexander the meglomaniac, not Alexander the peanut ... :)

    Edited by Red and Bluebeard

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    There are so few Banana's at the shops these days.

    Thank God for Chinese imports.

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    There are so few Banana's at the shops these days.

    Thank God for Chinese imports.

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    What is the purpose of the apostrophe Frog? I need an explanation. You are doing my head in!

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    What is the purpose of the apostrophe Frog? I need an explanation. You are doing my head in!

    Bananas are well known for being possessive of themselves

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    What is the purpose of the apostrophe Frog? I need an explanation. You are doing my head in!

    In all fairness to Frogger, it was after midnight and those Chinese imported bananas might have included some additives.

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