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Well picked up Doctor, however you are rather tight fisted. I would have thought outrageously bad pun of the month at least

how about the "outrageously bad punk of the month" award as a consolation, bbo

 
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Our compensation of Jesse and Chris for the departure of that ex player is looking good now.

 
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Mitch Clark out with a foot injury.

Foot in a moon boot on Tuesday.


I'll accept most awards dc - but not the bronze.

I can see you being showered in gold and just loving it.

I can see you being showered in gold and just loving it.

Now you are taking the pizz Biff...

 

Now you are taking the pizz Biff...

WHo doesn't love a wet lunch?

Speaking of which,

Fallen on tough times.

Drinking Chilean wines.

Surprisingly good.

What the [censored] has the Australian wine industry ever done for me anyway.

They should be building statues to honour customers like me.


Speaking of which,

Fallen on tough times.

Drinking Chilean wines.

Surprisingly good.

What the [censored] has the Australian wine industry ever done for me anyway.

They should be building statues to honour customers like me.

Oh yea of short memory!!! ( or no memory) The last time I "dined" with you Biffen ( at considerable expense to myself) I did not notice any discernment in your taste!! I recall an out of control drug head demanding more wine , more wine !! Further I recall you grabbing a beer pot from some innocent bystander and demanding it be filled with " house red"!!! FMD!!

Oh yea of short memory!!! ( or no memory) The last time I "dined" with you Biffen ( at considerable expense to myself) I did not notice any discernment in your taste!! I recall an out of control drug head demanding more wine , more wine !! Further I recall you grabbing a beer pot from some innocent bystander and demanding it be filled with " house red"!!! FMD!!

Not to mention the disgraceful incident when you grabbed a child ( and pretended it was your own) in order to secure a taxi. Which I paid for!!

Mitch Clark out with a foot injury.

Foot in a moon boot on Tuesday.

Who?

Well picked up Doctor, however you are rather tight fisted. I would have thought outrageously bad pun of the month at least

One step at a time BBO. Gotta win the week to be in the running for the monthly award ... though I admit you should be a shoo-in (or shoe-in* as some on Demonland insist on putting it) for that as well.

* not a Mitch Clark reference.

Hey tonight's game is boring, what's happening Dudes?


i'm reading about alexander's time in india

Alexander Downer, didn't know he had a posting to India, thought he was High Commissioner in London or something.

Alexander Downer, didn't know he had a posting to India, thought he was High Commissioner in London or something.

this was a long time before hierapolis, earl

this was a long time before hierapolis, earl

Hairier police? Is that what happens when cops don't shave? :lol::lol:

Alexander Downer, didn't know he had a posting to India, thought he was High Commissioner in London or something.

I thought he was talking about Alexander the meglomaniac, not Alexander the peanut ... :)

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There are so few Banana's at the shops these days.

Thank God for Chinese imports.

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There are so few Banana's at the shops these days.

Thank God for Chinese imports.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

What is the purpose of the apostrophe Frog? I need an explanation. You are doing my head in!

What is the purpose of the apostrophe Frog? I need an explanation. You are doing my head in!

Bananas are well known for being possessive of themselves

 

What is the purpose of the apostrophe Frog? I need an explanation. You are doing my head in!

In all fairness to Frogger, it was after midnight and those Chinese imported bananas might have included some additives.


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