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WalkingCivilWar
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Seems it’s gone the way of the Joel Smith tests positive thread aka the Demonland Bermuda Triangle. 

DemonFrog
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It was not that long ago people were saying the Dees would fall apart without Hogan. Glad to see they were wrong. I tend not to follow ex players as I lose interest once they leave the club. I mu

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indeed. an off season of disappearing threads

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I'll accept most awards dc - but not the bronze.

I can see you being showered in gold and just loving it.

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Now you are taking the pizz Biff...

WHo doesn't love a wet lunch?

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Speaking of which,

Fallen on tough times.

Drinking Chilean wines.

Surprisingly good.

What the [censored] has the Australian wine industry ever done for me anyway.

They should be building statues to honour customers like me.

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Speaking of which,

Fallen on tough times.

Drinking Chilean wines.

Surprisingly good.

What the [censored] has the Australian wine industry ever done for me anyway.

They should be building statues to honour customers like me.

Oh yea of short memory!!! ( or no memory) The last time I "dined" with you Biffen ( at considerable expense to myself) I did not notice any discernment in your taste!! I recall an out of control drug head demanding more wine , more wine !! Further I recall you grabbing a beer pot from some innocent bystander and demanding it be filled with " house red"!!! FMD!!

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Oh yea of short memory!!! ( or no memory) The last time I "dined" with you Biffen ( at considerable expense to myself) I did not notice any discernment in your taste!! I recall an out of control drug head demanding more wine , more wine !! Further I recall you grabbing a beer pot from some innocent bystander and demanding it be filled with " house red"!!! FMD!!

Not to mention the disgraceful incident when you grabbed a child ( and pretended it was your own) in order to secure a taxi. Which I paid for!!

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Mitch Clark out with a foot injury.

Foot in a moon boot on Tuesday.

Who?

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Well picked up Doctor, however you are rather tight fisted. I would have thought outrageously bad pun of the month at least

One step at a time BBO. Gotta win the week to be in the running for the monthly award ... though I admit you should be a shoo-in (or shoe-in* as some on Demonland insist on putting it) for that as well.

* not a Mitch Clark reference.

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Hey tonight's game is boring, what's happening Dudes?

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i'm reading about alexander's time in india

Alexander Downer, didn't know he had a posting to India, thought he was High Commissioner in London or something.

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Alexander Downer, didn't know he had a posting to India, thought he was High Commissioner in London or something.

I thought he was talking about Alexander the meglomaniac, not Alexander the peanut ... :)

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There are so few Banana's at the shops these days.

Thank God for Chinese imports.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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What is the purpose of the apostrophe Frog? I need an explanation. You are doing my head in!

In all fairness to Frogger, it was after midnight and those Chinese imported bananas might have included some additives.

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