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The countdown to what?

Its an ABC show from the 70's and 80's OD hosted by some Saints supporter

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OD there is a way the MFC can win a GF or two within the next 5 to 10 years!

If you can buy a few paper shredders and get an account with a Chinese drug company. Then leave the rest to Mr Danks.

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people who pay taxes, bbo, so i guess that excludes you

I do pay taxes dc and your answer is what I suspected. It is one thing, as a taxpayer, to fund Biffen's various welfare rorts - they are nothing if not creative. However, to fund those obviously inept idiots at ASADA makes supporting Biffen appear as good value.

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I do pay taxes dc and your answer is what I suspected. It is one thing, as a taxpayer, to fund Biffen's various welfare rorts - they are nothing if not creative. However, to fund those obviously inept idiots at ASADA makes supporting Biffen appear as good value.

Could not agree more. ASADA is not giving the taxpayer value for money. Let's hope WADA shows some kahunas and cuts through the crapp.

2 year bans, that's what we want

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Unfortunately it's a dead duck Moon. They have got away with it and that's that. Cant help feeling sorry for that poor bas tard Saad who drank lolly water on the wrong day. FMD. What an odd world we live in.

Indeed, and we're supposed to be an advanced society! One where might is right and the small man gets screwed.

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Today the AFL competition have lost its innocents as drugs are allowed as long as they are done by the Club in secret and no records are kept.

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Unfortunately it's a dead duck Moon. They have got away with it and that's that. Cant help feeling sorry for that poor bas tard Saad who drank lolly water on the wrong day. FMD. What an odd world we live in.

Too right, BBO. Wade Lees must be feeling aggrieved as well. I hate to say it, but they didn't even get OD's wet tram ticket, or dead lettuce or whatever. One can only hope that ASADA appeal (unlikely methinks) or WADA appeal (more likely), but it was pretty tough to watch all that stuff today.

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ASADA - weren't they the mob in The Life of Brian who trudged all through the house where the members of the Peoples Front of Judea were hiding behind curtains and under tables, and didn't find anybody?

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I am sure whatever you choose will definitely be eye-catching.

Maple, when I went to the footy with Uncle Bitter last season his fascinator certainly caught a few eyes... quite literally. St John' Ambos were in overdrive.

I suspect he'll be wearing something that's kind of a cross between a red and blue jazz era dress and the type of outfit that Devine "You think you're a man but you're only a boy" might slip into. (Google the name BBO, you'll figure it out.)

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