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Just more obstacles in my way.

I bet your arm is not the slightest bit sore

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    I bet your arm is not the slightest bit sore

    Have you seen how much I can pile on a fork?
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    Have you seen how much I can pile on a fork?

    From having it twisted by WJ is what I was referring to.

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    Judgment day for Hird. Would be shocked if he won, but probably not as shocked as the AFL and ASADA.

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    Have you seen how much I can pile on a fork?

    Try a smaller fork.

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    Try a smaller fork.

    I am pretty good with a spoon as well, unfortunately.
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    I am pretty good with a spoon as well, unfortunately.

    I think it is philosophical friday Redleg.

    I have a couple of friends who have serious aliments and are looking emaciated.

    They would love to be a few kilos over weight.

    When every I look in the mirror and think I could do with losing a bit I think of them.

    There are far worst things than being a bit over weight.

    Enjoy the extra kilos.

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    I think it is philosophical friday Redleg.

    I have a couple of friends who have serious aliments and are looking emaciated.

    They would love to be a few kilos over weight.

    When every I look in the mirror and think I could do with losing a bit I think of them.

    There are far worst things than being a bit over weight.

    Enjoy the extra kilos.

    Far too serious OD.
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    Far too serious OD.

    Yes but just the mood I am in today.

    Struggling to see the sunshine, that could change dramatically around 2.30pm.

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    Oh Joy my day has blown into a full shiny summers day

    The world looks so much clearer now.

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    Oh Joy my day has blown into a full shiny summers day

    The world looks so much clearer now.

    Had a banana, OD? Or spent some time with the grand-daughter? :blink::blink:

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    Oh Joy my day has blown into a full shiny summers day

    The world looks so much clearer now.

    Time to get into the banana smoothies.
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    Rumour has it that there's a huge garage sale in Toorak on Sunday and punters might be able to pick up a Brownlow Medal on the cheap.

    The property owner's credibility is for sale as well. Won't get much though.

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    Had a banana, OD? Or spent some time with the grand-daughter? :blink::blink:

    Check the time R and B

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    Rumour has it that there's a huge garage sale in Toorak on Sunday and punters might be able to pick up a Brownlow Medal on the cheap.

    Next stop could be the High Court to meet James' need for closure. Thank God the Privy Council isn't still an option!

    Edited by Earl Hood

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    Check the time R and B

    Time? Why? Bananas for afternoon tea? :blink:

    By the way, Hird lost his appeal, and then I heard this afternoon that the judges ruled against him in court as well ... :lol:

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    Time? Why? Bananas for afternoon tea? :blink:

    By the way, Hird lost his appeal, and then I heard this afternoon that the judges ruled against him in court as well ... :lol:

    Oh God that is what I was on about.

    Hird lost improved my day.

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    Just get the feeling Hird's legal stoush is being funded by others.

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    Just get the feeling Hird's legal stoush is being funded by others.

    N E W S !

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    Just get the feeling Hird's legal stoush is being funded by others.

    as i suspect is his salary

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    The "lads" signed me up for Febfast - no grog for a month! (I suspect my GP may have put them up to it) . I have had no such abstinence for about 50 years - a significant number hereabouts.

    Any thought I'd mention this to show Jizza what real 2 balled farmers can achieve.

    Want to go head to head with me Jizz? My booze for your fags ( tobacco variety)

    Anyway aim to inhale a couple of shiraz tonight

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    The "lads" signed me up for Febfast - no grog for a month! (I suspect my GP may have put them up to it) . I have had no such abstinence for about 50 years - a significant number hereabouts.

    Any thought I'd mention this to show Jizza what real 2 balled farmers can achieve.

    Want to go head to head with me Jizz? My booze for your fags ( tobacco variety)

    Anyway aim to inhale a couple of shiraz tonight

    so bbo, you must be an absentee farmer then

    or do your infrequent teaching hours and extensive holidays allow for a bit of hobby farming supervision now and then

    must be a great tax deductible and all that discounted diesel to get to school

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    All of the above dc. However when the tough times come ( ie the paper is late, the toilet blocks, Biffen tries to cadge a free lunch) that's when the real Alpaca farmers stand up!!!

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