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Have you had a few single malts tonight OD?

Zero Bbo I was referring to the FMD comment

 

I hope your employment doesn't hang on Maths Moon! You might note that Jizza posted at 7.12 and I replied at 7.51!

And your's not on English, as 'maths' is not a proper noun. Oh, hang on.... what do you teach? Oops.

 

And your's not on English, as 'maths' is not a proper noun. Oh, hang on.... what do you teach? Oops.

Well now Moonie, don't try to avoid reasonable criticism of your ineptness by attacking the reasonable critic. Next , Google any secondary college and look at their subject selections or choices. I doubt you'll find many mathematics.

First world probs dude- I'm on a 5 buck bottle ,no smokes and 3 blowflys are helping me watch re runs of Apocalypse Now.

And the air con is in the blink.


Actually, if you watch American retards attempts to speak English,you will find the correct word is MATH.

Actually, if you watch American retards attempts to speak English,you will find the correct word is MATH.

couldn't work out where to put the apostrophe, biifo?

 

couldn't work out where to put the apostrophe, biifo?

Eats ,shoots and leaves taught me much about pedantic apostrophe placement.

'Tis a good 'un.

Always wondered if sth american animals can still be milked in this heat,and what sort of cheese they would produce.


Always wondered if sth american animals can still be milked in this heat,and what sort of cheese they would produce.

Profound and important matters Jizza. However, I don't know the answer, as Capybara are quite close to the ground and I've never succeeded in getting the milking cups on them.

Profound and important matters Jizza. However, I don't know the answer, as Capybara are quite close to the ground and I've never succeeded in getting the milking cups on them.

Thought a snake wouldve known the answer to this.

Broke the drought yesterday and feel guilty as sin this morning. 360 degrees in the nuttsack and had a few cold ones and 4 ciggies with neighbour.Cant beleive i fell for the old 3 card trick.Given myself severe rumpus kicking this morning.

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Thought a snake wouldve known the answer to this.

Broke the drought yesterday and feel guilty as sin this morning. 360 degrees in the nuttsack and had a few cold ones and 4 ciggies with neighbour.Cant beleive i fell for the old 3 card trick.Given myself severe rumpus kicking this morning.

i blame biffo

i believe in biffo

you should shoot your neighbour

Thought a snake wouldve known the answer to this.

Broke the drought yesterday and feel guilty as sin this morning. 360 degrees in the nuttsack and had a few cold ones and 4 ciggies with neighbour.Cant beleive i fell for the old 3 card trick.Given myself severe rumpus kicking this morning.

No one climbs a mountain without a stumble or two, jazza. Don't kick yourself too hard, or BBO might be tempted to join in ... :)


you should shoot your neighbour

Crossed me mind once or twice,But his wife has a face like a busted rsole.

Crossed me mind once or twice,But his wife has a face like a busted rsole.

so?..................you do have a double barrel shot gun don't you?

Always wondered if sth american animals can still be milked in this heat,and what sort of cheese they would produce.

Given BBO refers to them as 'the lads', I think the milk might be baby juice. And the cheese would have to be blue vein!

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Up on the Coast with WJ. We should be able to pick the opening match Dees team after a short discussion.


Up on the Coast with WJ. We should be able to pick the opening match Dees team after a short discussion.

Any more progress on the Paleo diet, Redleg? Haven't seen the team selected by such Demonland royalty ... :)

Thought a snake wouldve known the answer to this.

Broke the drought yesterday and feel guilty as sin this morning. 360 degrees in the nuttsack and had a few cold ones and 4 ciggies with neighbour.Cant beleive i fell for the old 3 card trick.Given myself severe rumpus kicking this morning.

A quitter never wins......

Just thought I'd let all you effers know that Demonland will be diminished for the next week or so as I am travelling to Indonesia. However, you may be assured, that Uncle Bitter will be a fine ambassador.

 

Just thought I'd let all you effers know that Demonland will be diminished for the next week or so as I am travelling to Indonesia. However, you may be assured, that Uncle Bitter will be a fine ambassador.

Australia's latest cultural atachè to Indonesia? Careful they don't turn back your boat Uncle Bitter.

love you long time, uncle bitters

s'pose you'll come back even more depraved

if i was a good citizen i would send a warning to the indo authorities

no doubt the lads are already on social media advertising a big party in your absence. make sure your house insurance is paid


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