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Have you had a few single malts tonight OD?

Zero Bbo I was referring to the FMD comment

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    I hope your employment doesn't hang on Maths Moon! You might note that Jizza posted at 7.12 and I replied at 7.51!

    And your's not on English, as 'maths' is not a proper noun. Oh, hang on.... what do you teach? Oops.

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    And your's not on English, as 'maths' is not a proper noun. Oh, hang on.... what do you teach? Oops.

    Well now Moonie, don't try to avoid reasonable criticism of your ineptness by attacking the reasonable critic. Next , Google any secondary college and look at their subject selections or choices. I doubt you'll find many mathematics.

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    First world probs dude- I'm on a 5 buck bottle ,no smokes and 3 blowflys are helping me watch re runs of Apocalypse Now.

    And the air con is in the blink.

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    Actually, if you watch American retards attempts to speak English,you will find the correct word is MATH.

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    Actually, if you watch American retards attempts to speak English,you will find the correct word is MATH.

    couldn't work out where to put the apostrophe, biifo?

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    couldn't work out where to put the apostrophe, biifo?

    Eats ,shoots and leaves taught me much about pedantic apostrophe placement.

    'Tis a good 'un.

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    Always wondered if sth american animals can still be milked in this heat,and what sort of cheese they would produce.

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    Always wondered if sth american animals can still be milked in this heat,and what sort of cheese they would produce.

    Profound and important matters Jizza. However, I don't know the answer, as Capybara are quite close to the ground and I've never succeeded in getting the milking cups on them.

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    Profound and important matters Jizza. However, I don't know the answer, as Capybara are quite close to the ground and I've never succeeded in getting the milking cups on them.

    Thought a snake wouldve known the answer to this.

    Broke the drought yesterday and feel guilty as sin this morning. 360 degrees in the nuttsack and had a few cold ones and 4 ciggies with neighbour.Cant beleive i fell for the old 3 card trick.Given myself severe rumpus kicking this morning.

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    Thought a snake wouldve known the answer to this.

    Broke the drought yesterday and feel guilty as sin this morning. 360 degrees in the nuttsack and had a few cold ones and 4 ciggies with neighbour.Cant beleive i fell for the old 3 card trick.Given myself severe rumpus kicking this morning.

    i blame biffo

    i believe in biffo

    you should shoot your neighbour

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    Thought a snake wouldve known the answer to this.

    Broke the drought yesterday and feel guilty as sin this morning. 360 degrees in the nuttsack and had a few cold ones and 4 ciggies with neighbour.Cant beleive i fell for the old 3 card trick.Given myself severe rumpus kicking this morning.

    No one climbs a mountain without a stumble or two, jazza. Don't kick yourself too hard, or BBO might be tempted to join in ... :)

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    you should shoot your neighbour

    Crossed me mind once or twice,But his wife has a face like a busted rsole.

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    Crossed me mind once or twice,But his wife has a face like a busted rsole.

    so?..................you do have a double barrel shot gun don't you?

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    Always wondered if sth american animals can still be milked in this heat,and what sort of cheese they would produce.

    Given BBO refers to them as 'the lads', I think the milk might be baby juice. And the cheese would have to be blue vein!

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    Up on the Coast with WJ. We should be able to pick the opening match Dees team after a short discussion.

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    Up on the Coast with WJ. We should be able to pick the opening match Dees team after a short discussion.

    Any more progress on the Paleo diet, Redleg? Haven't seen the team selected by such Demonland royalty ... :)

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    Thought a snake wouldve known the answer to this.

    Broke the drought yesterday and feel guilty as sin this morning. 360 degrees in the nuttsack and had a few cold ones and 4 ciggies with neighbour.Cant beleive i fell for the old 3 card trick.Given myself severe rumpus kicking this morning.

    A quitter never wins......

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    Just thought I'd let all you effers know that Demonland will be diminished for the next week or so as I am travelling to Indonesia. However, you may be assured, that Uncle Bitter will be a fine ambassador.

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    Just thought I'd let all you effers know that Demonland will be diminished for the next week or so as I am travelling to Indonesia. However, you may be assured, that Uncle Bitter will be a fine ambassador.

    Australia's latest cultural atachè to Indonesia? Careful they don't turn back your boat Uncle Bitter.

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    love you long time, uncle bitters

    s'pose you'll come back even more depraved

    if i was a good citizen i would send a warning to the indo authorities

    no doubt the lads are already on social media advertising a big party in your absence. make sure your house insurance is paid

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