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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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Didn't get past grade two, hey? BBO will be able to correct your grammar. 2/10.

don't think bitters was a grammar boy, moonie

a product of the brothers' upbringing, methinks

a practised exponent of the unspeakable

probably knows a little latin - mos patrius et disclipina

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    Not a good fisherman,Better bait needed.

    So Jazza do you have any big plans for Christmas?

    I would assume you and your Hird will have a great day!

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    don't think bitters was a grammar boy, moonie

    a product of the brothers' upbringing, methinks

    a practised exponent of the unspeakable

    probably knows a little latin - mos patrius et disclipina

    Castigat ridendo mores, eh dc?

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    don't think bitters was a grammar boy, moonie

    a product of the brothers' upbringing, methinks

    a practised exponent of the unspeakable

    probably knows a little latin - mos patrius et disclipina

    Castigat ridendo mores, eh dc?

    caveat lector, eh moonie

    Bah small talk! Anyone who studied Latin under the (none too) gentle tutelage of the Christian Brothers will know about "Eatin Pork Today". Explain that and you will establish your credentials.

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    Bah small talk! Anyone who studied Latin under the (none too) gentle tutelage of the Christian Brothers will know about "Eatin Pork Today". Explain that and you will establish your credentials.

    Latin for Today.

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    Castigat ridendo mores, eh dc?

    Sometimes we do and sometime we just sit and observe how strange people are.

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    Hey Jazza (not Jizza as the sexual perverts and fringe inhabitants of the Gatwick have called you).
    Try nicotine gum to get off the durries. Avoid champix like the plague as that shite just leaves you perpetually furious.

    BTW, wasn't this thread supposed to be merged with the Saty/Scooter thread?

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    BTW, wasn't this thread supposed to be merged with the Saty/Scooter thread?

    Hey Fred, the scooter thread doesn't have anywhere enough street cred to be interbred with this thread!

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    Hey Fred, the scooter thread doesn't have anywhere enough street cred to be interbred with this thread!

    No greater authority than Whispering Jack suggested it.

    I must say I do have mad love for your rhyming skills (thread, cred, interbred, thread). Only this thread would bring that kind of that kind of street credibility to such a (long and rambling) thread.

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    caveat lector, eh moonie

    Hannibal's brother? :blink:

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    So Jazza do you have any big plans for Christmas?

    I would assume you and your Hird will have a great day!

    They still have to be milked.

    Only twice for the day though.

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    They still have to be milked.

    Only twice for the day though.

    you're a hard taskmaster jazza

    be a nice guy and give the girls a few days off, they've earnt it

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    you're a hard taskmaster jazza

    be a nice guy and give the girls a few days off, they've earnt it

    When you boil it all down,Biff and i do the same job.

    We pimp females for money and nothing,not even xmas will stop us earning our quid and putting girls out for work.

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    When you boil it all down,Biff and i do the same job.

    We pimp females for money and nothing,not even xmas will stop us earning our quid and putting girls out for work.

    Yeah but you attach your girls to mechanical contrivances every day - Biffen only does that on special occasions (or for select customers)

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    When you boil it all down,Biff and i do the same job.

    We pimp females for money and nothing,not even xmas will stop us earning our quid and putting girls out for work.

    Fui quod es

    eris quod sum eh Jazza!

    Edited by Biffen

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    Fui quod es

    eris quod sum eh Jazza!

    You've been reading that russian writing on the other thread to much Biffo.

    fishing could be good today.

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    You've been reading that russian writing on the other thread to much Biffo.

    fishing could be good today.

    Do you have any fish on your farm?

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    Do you have any fish on your farm?

    Generally do all my fishing on demonland.

    If i dont the chance froggy{chosen one}thanks for all the great pictures over the year.

    You've brightened up evry-ones life with your/you're pics.

    Have a good 7 days and be safe.

    Edited by jazza

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    Generally do all my fishing on demonland.

    Oh you should also include your fishing technique so we can study your particular approach to fishing.

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    600

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    Oh you should also include your fishing technique so we can study your particular approach to fishing.

    1/make sure bait is fresh

    2/find easy to catch fish

    3/best fish=school teachers,pinko lezzos,shiny arses,

    4/always and i mean always make sure you/ewe put spelling mistake in bait.

    5/dont fish for nice people=R@B, OD and froggy

    6/when you run out of bait,go home and dont stretch medium.

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