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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Where are those educational photos Froggy?

Swimming teacher?

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    Looking forward to reading the training / match report from Wongs.

    Who is showing good form during the preseason?

    Who has built up their guns in the off season?

    Who had the best 'bleep' test?

    Who was in the rehab group next day?

    Who polled in the BOG votes?

    Was Saty really there on the sidelines?

    And we're the banana fritters actually performance enhancing?

    Cmon guys - surely R&B Beard was riding past and can report something at least?

    What happens in Wongs stays in Wongs

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    Swimming teacher?

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    There you go, there is always something to learn. I love being educated.

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    Looking forward to reading the training / match report from Wongs.

    Who is showing good form during the preseason?

    Who has built up their guns in the off season?

    Who had the best 'bleep' test?

    Who was in the rehab group next day?

    Who polled in the BOG votes?

    Was Saty really there on the sidelines?

    And we're the banana fritters actually performance enhancing?

    Cmon guys - surely R&B Beard was riding past and can report something at least?

    Wongs "code of silence" rules appy -- what happens at Wongs, stays at Wongs. Banana fritters are less numerous than they once were, but all other information is classified.

    If you promise to be there next time, I'l promise to ride my bike there ....

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    Swimming teacher?

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    Add about 30 years to her. Flaccid boobs. An absence of front teeth. Suppurating sores and a drugged out demeanor and you have Biffen's top girl. Dc would know her.

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    What happens in Wongs stays in Wongs

    What happens is just Wong!

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    Add about 30 years to her. Flaccid boobs. An absence of front teeth. Suppurating sores and a drugged out demeanor and you have Biffen's top girl. Dc would know her.

    And the blue coloured hair?

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    And the blue coloured hair?

    It would be much shorter (and thinner) but that's why I said dc would know her (in the biblical sense). Forgive me Lordweaver, if you are watching from above, for my blasphemy.

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    It would be much shorter (and thinner) but that's why I said dc would know her (in the biblical sense). Forgive me Lordweaver, if you are watching from above, for my blasphemy.

    DC does love the colour blue. Once I did suggest alternative colours which just upset him.

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    DC does love the colour blue. Once I did suggest alternative colours which just upset him.

    I've acknowledged you once Fl og. Now go back to your (not you're) S bends.

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    I've acknowledged you once Fl og. Now go back to your (not you're) S bends.

    Uncle Bitter, where's the love and festive cheer you were developing there for a while with Toady? Grinch.

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    I've acknowledged you once Fl og. Now go back to your (not you're) S bends.

    This is a woman

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    Here is a group of women

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    Just for your future reference :):):):)

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    A special dish from Wongs

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    Old fashioned girl.

    Notice she carries a bottle opener on her belt.

    I like that in a woman.

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    Might have a chance to get to training monday. Looking forward to seeing Saty again.

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    Red how much did you paid Demonland to close the Essendon Drugs thread?

    As he closed that thread at 500 pages and this one is still going strong at 590 pages.

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    Just for you Red

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    Red how much did you paid Demonland to close the Essendon Drugs thread?

    As he closed that thread at 500 pages and this one is still going strong at 590 pages.

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    What happens at Wongs stays at Wongs.

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    What happens at Wongs stays at Wongs.

    You call it Wongs but over in the West we call it Maccas

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    You call it Wongs but over in the West we call it Maccas

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    too bad our Maccas dont have that...bears a striking resemblance to food ( ahhhh that's be why !! )

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    Very Good bb !!

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    Red how much did you paid Demonland to close the Essendon Drugs thread?

    As he closed that thread at 500 pages and this one is still going strong at 590 pages.

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    I had him tortured, but he was actually sick of it anyway.

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    Just for you Red

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    Not your finest, but still very educational.

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