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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Yep,still off fags.

Got tailshaft re-aligned,hurts like buggery and not very nice staying in the OD ward.

Nurse tells me that being off fags saves a lot of trouble before,during and after surgery.

"Buggery" and "Tail shafts" Hmmmmmm interesting tautology?

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    "Buggery" and "Tail shafts" Hmmmmmm interesting tautology?

    Well they've got male nurses,so we might as well use those terms.

    was in a room where all the blokes had the same operation.The look on the faces when wheeled in afterwards was so funny,until i realised i must have been in the same shape a couple of hours earlier.

    One of the blokes has vintage norm gunston on tape and its side splitting humour at best.The young nurses have no idea what the old codgers room is laughing about.

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    Well they've got male nurses,so we might as well use those terms.

    was in a room where all the blokes had the same operation.The look on the faces when wheeled in afterwards was so funny,until i realised i must have been in the same shape a couple of hours earlier.

    One of the blokes has vintage norm gunston on tape and its side splitting humour at best.The young nurses have no idea what the old codgers room is laughing about.

    Not just the terms Jazza but the actual definition of buggery which most people dont know.

    Anyway sounds like you are recovering and will soon be back to normal duties.

    As others have said hope you stay off the durries its better for you in the end (pun intended)

    With the signing of the free trade agreement with China Tony, Joe and Barnaby et al are saying you [censored] pullers are in for glory days.

    How they figure we will make money off the nation that controls its markets is beyond me.

    Enjoy the TV it probably came from China and only cost us 50 litres of milk.

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    Not just the terms Jazza but the actual definition of buggery which most people dont know.

    Anyway sounds like you are recovering and will soon be back to normal duties.

    As others have said hope you stay off the durries its better for you in the end (pun intended)

    With the signing of the free trade agreement with China Tony, Joe and Barnaby et al are saying you [censored] pullers are in for glory days.

    How they figure we will make money off the nation that controls its markets is beyond me.

    Enjoy the TV it probably came from China and only cost us 50 litres of milk.

    buggery is allowed but Titpullers is censored ( sigh)

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    • Gee 4 hours.

    Till what!

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    Till what!

    dinner

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    dinner

    Oh good news

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    Oh good news

    i think so....wife too

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    Check out the big, fat boofhead at the GWS table. My informant at the venue tells me he's already broken two convention centre chairs and they only sat down 20 minutes ago.

    thats your 1st and last warning WJ in this thread !!!

    ( pretty funny though ...lol )

    Edited by beelzebub

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    Please No I could not stand another day about who the Saints will take with no.1 pick

    Please let it be over today

    You got your wish, OD. I just find it rather ironic that one of the largest and most significant logistical operations in history (ie the D-Day landings) had to be postponed for a day because it was raining ... :):rolleyes::roos: (boy that last emoticon looks disturbing ... )

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    Wow I am really surprised just put on the Computer to discover that we have taken Petracca and Brayshaw.

    My God did anyone get that right!

    It is the 15 to 50 group that I find more interesting and usually where a lot of the better long term players come from.

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    Wow I am really surprised just put on the Computer to discover that we have taken Petracca and Brayshaw.

    My God did anyone get that right!

    Are you saying the Dees didn't? :lol::lol:

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    First thing out of operating theartre i wanted was a smoke.Dont know why,cant explain it,but yes desperately wanted a ciggie.

    Of course the drugs then wear off and you only beg the nurse for painkillers for the next 24 hours.

    Old habits die hard, I guess. Hopefully the nurse didn't listen ...

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    Are you saying the Dees didn't? :lol::lol:

    No just surprised they took that pair !

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    Wow I am really surprised just put on the Computer to discover that we have taken Petracca and Brayshaw.

    My God did anyone get that right!

    It is the 15 to 50 group that I find more interesting and usually where a lot of the better long term players come from.

    crack out the Glenfiddich OD.....all good :)

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    Anything interesting happen today?

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    Anything interesting happen today?

    not much

    a footy team was given a bit of an overhaul....otherwise...yeah...quiet as

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    Anything interesting happen today?

    just a lot of lottery tickets bought today

    results in three years

    still haven't lost a game for three months now

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    just a lot of lottery tickets bought today

    results in three years

    still haven't lost a game for three months now

    We must be getting close to some sort of record dc
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    Wow I am really surprised just put on the Computer to discover that we have taken Petracca and Brayshaw.

    My God did anyone get that right!

    It is the 15 to 50 group that I find more interesting and usually where a lot of the better long term players come from.

    Exactly,this group{18-55}is the most productive of all .

    Endine is a friend indeed.

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    Anyone know how many days there are left till the PSD and rookie drafts?

    dunno

    but this might help :rolleyes:

    http://demonland.com/forums/index.php?/topic/37039-key-trade-draft-and-free-agency-dates/?p=971255

    (wednesday I believe )

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