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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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I didn't think there were such establishments in your neck of the woods BBO? Must have really gone far afield!

Yes Biffen is a very considerate host - I only had to drive about 75kms.

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    Yeah MWC ticked all the comedic boxes for mine?

    There is one other show that I would like comments from the wiseheads on - South Park.

    I'll give mine.

    Pretensions to some sort of notion that the humour was only suitable for intellectuals of the highest order. This meant that people could refer to it over coffee and pretend to be complicit without anyone having the slightest clue as to what they were talking about. Total tripe.

    That covers it perfectly for me Bbo

    You have to be "yin" to appreciate "it"

    I have watched on two occasions for a total of approx. 20 minutes.

    Lost those 1200 heart beats for zero reward.

    PS oh how I wish I could type well!

    Edited by old dee

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    Ha,just finished silage and the rains coming.wooooohoooo.

    160days and losing the urge,suffer all you smokers,suffer in heeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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    Ha,just finished silage and the rains coming.wooooohoooo.

    160days and losing the urge,suffer all you smokers,suffer in heeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllll

    Don't get too carried away Jizza - I gave up smoking for 8 years and then started again. And gave up again ..and started again. Five years currently.

    Mark Twain famously said that giving up smoking was simple - he had done so several times!

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    Don't get too carried away Jizza - I gave up smoking for 8 years and then started again. And gave up again ..and started again. Five years currently.

    Mark Twain famously said that giving up smoking was simple - he had done so several times!

    Don't go quoting such scholars, it makes you sound more intellectual than you are! Then again being a Dees supporter, you were probably smoking your pipe in front of the fire with your plaid jacket including elbow protectors on!

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    Don't go quoting such scholars, it makes you sound more intellectual than you are! Then again being a Dees supporter, you were probably smoking your pipe in front of the fire with your plaid jacket including elbow protectors on!

    I could not possibly be more intellectual than I am Clit!!

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    I could not possibly be more intellectual than I am Clit!!

    evidently self ^_^

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    Yeah MWC ticked all the comedic boxes for mine?

    There is one other show that I would like comments from the wiseheads on - South Park.

    I'll give mine.

    Pretensions to some sort of notion that the humour was only suitable for intellectuals of the highest order. This meant that people could refer to it over coffee and pretend to be complicit without anyone having the slightest clue as to what they were talking about. Total tripe.

    Yes BBO I have never got South Park, poor animation and violence. If you want poor animation we can go way back to Clutch Cargo where the animated figures stayed the still but their mouths moved but for adult content I prefer Rodger Ramjet or Rocky and Bullwinkle and I could throw in King Leonardo from the Bongo Congo! Gee that is going back in time, the pinnacle of cartoon entertainment.

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    You guys have obviously not watched enough episodes of South Park to come across some classic ones. Sometimes the humour is puerile, but other times it is inspired and fantastically funny. Both types are good on their day and depending on the mood of the viewer (or how many drinks they've had).

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    You guys have obviously not watched enough episodes of South Park to come across some classic ones. Sometimes the humour is puerile, but other times it is inspired and fantastically funny. Both types are good on their day and depending on the mood of the viewer (or how many drinks they've had).

    I don't think I've ever had that many!

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    I don't think I've ever had that many!

    Not trying hard enough Crint!

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    10. Tuesday single figures.

    I am very ambivalent about the draft this year Redleg.

    After years of our top picks being ordinary at best I really don't have much interest in who we actually pick.

    The later picks interest me more.

    The picks 2 and 3 I will be interest me around June 2015 when we see if they are showing anything at Casey.

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    10. Tuesday single figures.

    how is 10 a single figure...just curious ? :)

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    how is 10 a single figure...just curious ? :)

    There is two of them

    1, and

    0

    Two single figures

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    I am very ambivalent about the draft this year Redleg.

    After years of our top picks being ordinary at best I really don't have much interest in who we actually pick.

    The later picks interest me more.

    The picks 2 and 3 I will be interest me around June 2015 when we see if they are showing anything at Casey.

    sleeping1.jpg

    Did someone say DRAFT?

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    I think it is something that blows in under a door DF

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    how is 10 a single figure...just curious ? :)

    He is referring to tomorrow Tuesday bb

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    Not trying hard enough Crint!

    Ooooh I think I have!

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    There is two of them

    1, and

    0

    Two single figures

    There are 2 explanations:

    Red has often been adding the digits together: 1+0=1

    The second is more complicated : is zero really a figure at all?

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    He is referring to tomorrow Tuesday bb

    then that would be....9.....No ?

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    then that would be....9.....No ?

    Shown as follows

    "10. Tuesday single figures."

    Should IMO be

    10.

    Tuesday single figures.

    Make sense?

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    Shown as follows

    "10. Tuesday single figures."

    Should IMO be

    10.

    Tuesday single figures.

    Make sense?

    bub is just having a senior's moment, od

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    bub is just having a senior's moment, od

    I know the feeling well dc

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