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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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There is always a catch

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Jazza I found another family picture.

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17 son of a gun, gotta love it, it's a lovely day.

 

Any of you delinquents interested in a night at Wongs in Elsternwick, for chinese food, reasonably priced, on the 2nd of December 2014, to discuss our drafting trading and coming season?

Old Dee and myself will be there, with hopefully WJ and Belzebub.

yep

Bit far from Portsea!

couldnt pop up in your Palm Beach 65 perhaps ??..Could grab you from the marina !!


went with wife to the carnivore club in nairobi

she had the spit roast crocodile

boy was she snappy for a few days

Funny haha. However I have been there also with a wife. Did you have the hartbeest? Best meat I've ever tasted. Had the giraffe also and was stretched out afterwards!

couldnt pop up in your Palm Beach 65 perhaps ??..Could grab you from the marina !!

Now there is a thought!

There is always a catch

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Got an issue with a Fourier series, TCO? :lol::lol:

Jazza I found another family picture.

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A game of charades, perhaps? :lol::lol:

 

A game of charades, perhaps? :lol::lol:

Now I know why Jazza a dairy farmer!

Clearly they get more ladies then Biff.

Got an issue with a Fourier series, TCO? :lol::lol:

If it not a financial based calculation, who cares!

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Notice the amount of nutrients in the grass.

Also the lips give away the prowess of the meat in question.

Free of spirit and roaming the paddock looking for something to suckle on.

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This one is for all the Grand Parents out there

Did the USA President want us to send in our commandos to Iraq?

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16 a day for fans of the woodchop.

Professor this one is for you big fella

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Notice the amount of nutrients in the grass.

Also the lips give away the prowess of the meat in question.

Free of spirit and roaming the paddock looking for something to suckle on.

I think Jazzas got the horn!

I think Jazzas got the horn!

Just for a moment take in what your looking at.

Full luscious lips.

Taught body lines.

The horns.

The scalp covering fur.

The locked elbows.

The normal early spring year ready position.

The calf bearing hips.

And notice its to high of the ground to eat onion weed.

Well it is six games into the NBL season and Melb. United are 2 and 4 and second last.

They do not publish membership numbers but I am told they are not much more than last year as the TIGERS.

At this point the changing of the name and colours does not seem to be a roaring success.

Then I read today that there is a group of which Andrew Gaze is part who are looking to bring back the Tigers in the next couple of seasons.

Now that would be good news I would have a team to support again.

Right now I have little interest in the NBL after being a Tigers member for most of the last twenty five years.

Well it is six games into the NBL season and Melb. United are 2 and 4 and second last.

They do not publish membership numbers but I am told they are not much more than last year as the TIGERS.

At this point the changing of the name and colours does not seem to be a roaring success.

Then I read today that there is a group of which Andrew Gaze is part who are looking to bring back the Tigers in the next couple of seasons.

Now that would be good news I would have a team to support again.

Right now I have little interest in the NBL after being a Tigers member for most of the last twenty five years.

Come to the light OD and support the Perth Wildcats. You know you want to!

Come to the light OD and support the Perth Wildcats. You know you want to!

It will be a black day when I support anyone but the Melbourne TIGERS DF.

Bit like the Dees.

No MFC no OD at the AFL


Gee we really are scraping the barrel for conversation on here!

Gee we really are scraping the barrel for conversation on here!

So you have nothing to add?

Gee we really are scraping the barrel for conversation on here!

You make that sound like anew thing.

 

No, I was just getting a new conversation going!

i once went out with a girl called chloris

i searched everywhere but never discovered why she was named thus


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