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Reminds me of a story I was told about a football club I played for up North in a mining town that was located in a desert.

Side note, the team jumper was the same as the MFC

I was told that to help fund raise for the construction of a new club house/change rooms they had parties where they put their keys into a container...

Do I need to say any more?

Hey, that's how I got my wife!

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Seems it’s gone the way of the Joel Smith tests positive thread aka the Demonland Bermuda Triangle. 

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It was not that long ago people were saying the Dees would fall apart without Hogan. Glad to see they were wrong. I tend not to follow ex players as I lose interest once they leave the club. I mu

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indeed. an off season of disappearing threads

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Hey, that's how I got my wife!

It was always my understanding that is how you get someone else's wife.

The other trick I heard was the wife put a pack of OMO in the front window to signal her BF. The OMO stood for 'Old Man Out'.

It was a wild Town in its day,

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went to a bbq today and had my first horse meat hamburger

bit gamey but, and gave me the trots

i know what you mean.

I ate a whole cat the other day and I have been feeling scratchy ever since.

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went to a bbq today and had my first horse meat hamburger

bit gamey but, and gave me the trots

No good. You better gallop off to the loo then

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ever tried koala meat, biffo?

bit like platypus i reckon

No never tried it .Don't think I could bear it.

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a friend of mine went to korea and had a hot-dog

he hasn't stopped yapping about it

At least he has a faithful tail to tell from the experience.

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I ate an elephant burger once.

I'll never forget the taste.

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went with wife to the carnivore club in nairobi

she had the spit roast crocodile

boy was she snappy for a few days

There is a girl I know who ate a Lion.

I think she ate the thing roar,

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Do you blokes talk ever about footy here?

Once a day we have some delusional character coming on and telling us how many days to go before some footy event takes place but it's not quite clear what he's mumbling about. Otherwise, it's mostly about bananas, alpacas and milking cows. Pretty simple and straightforward really.

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Do you blokes talk ever about footy here?

Don't think there been any AFL football for about the past eight years

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If you see a guy in Nairobi wearing camouflage, make sure to bump into him so he knows it works.

moonie, one thing you don't do in nairobi is bump into people especially those in camo

bbo would feel naked there as the advice is to never wear bling on the streets

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