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Reminds me of a story I was told about a football club I played for up North in a mining town that was located in a desert.

Side note, the team jumper was the same as the MFC

I was told that to help fund raise for the construction of a new club house/change rooms they had parties where they put their keys into a container...

Do I need to say any more?

Hey, that's how I got my wife!

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    Hey, that's how I got my wife!

    Out of respect for your wife, I won't use the gag line " that's how I got her too".

    Hopefully BBO and Biff don't use it either.

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    Hey, that's how I got my wife!

    It was always my understanding that is how you get someone else's wife.

    The other trick I heard was the wife put a pack of OMO in the front window to signal her BF. The OMO stood for 'Old Man Out'.

    It was a wild Town in its day,

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    went to a bbq today and had my first horse meat hamburger

    bit gamey but, and gave me the trots

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    went to a bbq today and had my first horse meat hamburger

    bit gamey but, and gave me the trots

    i know what you mean.

    I ate a whole cat the other day and I have been feeling scratchy ever since.

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    i know what you mean.

    I ate a whole cat the other day and I have been feeling scratchy ever since.

    ever tried koala meat, biffo?

    bit like platypus i reckon

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    i know what you mean.

    I ate a whole cat the other day and I have been feeling scratchy ever since.

    I'll stick to chicken. The others sound foul.

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    went to a bbq today and had my first horse meat hamburger

    bit gamey but, and gave me the trots

    No good. You better gallop off to the loo then

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    ever tried koala meat, biffo?

    bit like platypus i reckon

    No never tried it .Don't think I could bear it.

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    No never tried it .Don't think I could bear it.

    a friend of mine went to korea and had a hot-dog

    he hasn't stopped yapping about it

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    a friend of mine went to korea and had a hot-dog

    he hasn't stopped yapping about it

    At least he has a faithful tail to tell from the experience.

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    I ate an elephant burger once.

    I'll never forget the taste.

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    A day without sun is like.....night.

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    I ate an elephant burger once.

    I'll never forget the taste.

    went with wife to the carnivore club in nairobi

    she had the spit roast crocodile

    boy was she snappy for a few days

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    went with wife to the carnivore club in nairobi

    she had the spit roast crocodile

    boy was she snappy for a few days

    There is a girl I know who ate a Lion.

    I think she ate the thing roar,

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    Do you blokes talk ever about footy here?

    Very hard to, if you are cutting out the BS, as the title says.

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    Do you blokes talk ever about footy here?

    Once a day we have some delusional character coming on and telling us how many days to go before some footy event takes place but it's not quite clear what he's mumbling about. Otherwise, it's mostly about bananas, alpacas and milking cows. Pretty simple and straightforward really.

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    Do you blokes talk ever about footy here?

    Don't think there been any AFL football for about the past eight years

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    went with wife to the carnivore club in nairobi

    she had the spit roast crocodile

    boy was she snappy for a few days

    If you see a guy in Nairobi wearing camouflage, make sure to bump into him so he knows it works.

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    If you see a guy in Nairobi wearing camouflage, make sure to bump into him so he knows it works.

    moonie, one thing you don't do in nairobi is bump into people especially those in camo

    bbo would feel naked there as the advice is to never wear bling on the streets

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    There is a girl I know who ate a Lion.

    I think she ate the thing roar,

    would it be disingenuous to eat a cheetah?

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    would it be disingenuous to eat a cheetah?

    Now THAT is genuine fast food!

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    Now THAT is genuine fast food!

    a guy i worked with once ate cheetah

    he was married and notorious for propositioning every woman who worked there

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