Brad Dick

[dee-luded 2,959]

Dick seems to go hard against us...

Play Morton on him, and tell him to give him Diddly Squat ! Go your hardest Cale.

[dee-luded 2,959]

tends not to be the best decision maker tho

Like a nixon, leads with the head. Boom Boom!

[The Chazz 4,077]

Dick will be happy if Ball's deep.

Is Brown playing?

[Curry & Beer 5,444]

Dick will be happy if Ball's deep.

LOL

[Demon Stalwart 255]

Actually, people who know me IRL know me to be the sort of person who laughs at just about anything. It gets a bit boring when you read literally the same jokes every year though.

In fact Ive been told, Nasher laughs so hard about anything, that I'm sure he believes Dick will put in a Bold showing, and stand up under the pressure, so 'come' the end of the game, I have no doubt, that Dick will stand to attention and salute Nasher, in his own indomitable fashion as acknowledgement for that support B)

[The Chazz 4,077]

In fact Ive been told, Nasher laughs so hard about anything, that I'm sure he believes Dick will put in a Bold showing, and stand up under the pressure, so 'come' the end of the game, I have no doubt, that Dick will stand to attention and salute Nasher, in his own indomitable fashion as acknowledgement for that support B)

Reality is, Dick wont be playing...period.

[Demon Stalwart 255]

Reality is, Dick wont be playing...period.

No in reality thats next month, you got the dates wrong

According to Mick

All his boys are in top form.Mick was quoted in the Hun as saying

"If you're going to bring some young players in, they've got to be in form.

"The stiffest bloke who's not been named is Lachlan Keeffe ( believed to be related to Dick ) because we don't think at this stage with our talls, we need him in the 25.

"I'm really disappointed for him.''

Collingwood's 25-man squad needs to be trimmed to 22 by tomorrow afternoon.Simon Buckley, Brad Dick and Jarryd Blair were also inclusions in to the squad.

Malthouse said the loss of Swan, Thomas and Beams gave him a chance to test the depth of his list.

"I don't see how you can possibly get through a year by minimising your (player) numbers,'' Malthouse said.

"We're very aware you have to have quality numbers at the end of the season ready to play football.

"I don't want to be in a position at the end of the year guessing about the form of players.''

So in other words Mick wants to watch them perform especially Dick

[rpfc 28,267]

How so full of joy you are

Don't have a go at Nasher.

These Dick jokes stroke Nasher the wrong way and that is fine.

He would be stiff if you suddenly got your rod of derision out and Nasher had to wear a helmut.

Stay out of that hole you keep falling into with these jokes or you might find yourself boned.

[Hatchman 539]

Tends to slap the ball around a bit, but usually feeds it to the Krakouer pretty well though.

And can I just say

Reality is, Dick wont be playing...period.

Edited June 10, 2011 by Hatchman

[Deestroy All 14,262]

Is Brown playing?

If Dick slams into Sidebottom Brown might make a mark.

[Whispering_Jack 29,813]

Is this an audition for the scriptwriter's gig on the Footy Show?

[Dinosaur Rover 197]

I don't like Dick at all. So would prefer he didn't play against us.

you sounds like my wife

Edited June 10, 2011 by Dinosaur Rover

[Dinosaur Rover 197]

If Dick slams into Sidebottom Brown might make a mark.

or goldsack

[Dinosaur Rover 197]

Is this an audition for the scriptwriter's gig on the Footy Show?

Or Blankety bl;anks (that dates me) "did Dick? Dick did"

[dazzledavey36 54,344]

brad dick is always a slippery player against us. gets out of the stickiest situaion at all cost.

[Cheesy D. Pun 1,762]

Is this an audition for the scriptwriter's gig on the Footy Show?

It's not saying much but this is about the funniest thing that's been said on this thread.

[rpfc 28,267]

It's not saying much but this is about the funniest thing that's been said on this thread.

Now hang on...

[Age 485]

Dick always seems to be at his best when things are moist, dry conditions see him lacking the ability to penetrate. When watching him, never takes the easy option of looking back to Brown which is commendable of him.

Thank you, will be here all week, make sure you try the veal...

[The Chazz 4,077]

I know it'll bring a tear to the eye if he splits the centre at some stage.

[Curry & Beer 5,444]

dick is another word for penis

[The Chazz 4,077]

dick is another word for penis

Don't speak like that on this thread please, we are ackowledging the efforts of Brad Dick. Not sure what you were thinking?

[RudeBoy 164]

Dick's been stiff not to get a game in recent weeks.

[Hatchman 539]

He sometimes will look to use a Cloke if he's unsure about taking a stab at it.

[rpfc 28,267]

dick is another word for penis

The only post I laughed at.

Penises are funny!

[Deestroy All 14,262]

He sometimes will look to use a Cloke if he's unsure about taking a stab at it.

If he puts it down Clokes throat, he might choke infront of goal. These gags are getting old.

Dick will swell up if slammed by Dawes.