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Bitter but optimistic
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What a bizzare group we must be. Sunday night on a long weekend thinking about a team that finished its season weeks ago and will not resume normal activities for months. As a result of there being no " real " action to talk about this forum (or what I've read of it) appears to have descended into some strange,fantastic, offensive and absurd areas of content. These include remarkably complex draft possibilities, overly optimistic projections for next year, slagging (by some) of Robbo, slagging of PJ and perhaps most astonishingly the retention of "Juice". Now I haven't read everything ( I was OS for a month) so give me some views - what is the silliest thing that has been written on this forum since the GF.

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    what is the silliest thing that has been written on this forum since the GF.

    The possible drafting of the recently delisted, and previous knighted, Jordan McMahon.

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    News just in, Mick Malthouse has walked out on the Pies in the middle of the Irish tour to take up the position of Defensive Coach at the Dees.

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    The possibility of drafting Nathan Ablett

    The possibility of Tim Harrington lurking Demonland for draft insight

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    News just in, Mick Malthouse has walked out on the Pies in the middle of the Irish tour to take up the position of Defensive Coach at the Dees.

    Don't talk [censored]

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    Errm, I thought that was the point of this thread :wacko:

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    The possibility of drafting Nathan Ablett

    The possibility of Tim Harrington lurking Demonland for draft insight

    Hahahaha some of DEELUDED'S finest work, Thanks for reminding me !!!

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    Errm, I thought that was the point of this thread :wacko:

    I thought you were being serious, sorry.

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    i thought the "we got shafted by the AFL with the fixture" was right up there

    Surely not, I didn't see that one.

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    I'm shocked & a little hurt that no one has seen fit to give me a guernsey yet...

    Maybe sanity will prevail?

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    E25 in general.

    There you go.

    Deeluded thinking that Land was the reason we didn't put pick 12 into the Hale deal was a great moment of hilarity, and - ironically - delusion.

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    Thanks mate, I feel validated now.

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    I'm shocked & a little hurt that no one has seen fit to give me a guernsey yet...

    Maybe sanity will prevail?

    You can only raise your chances by posting in this thread.

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    E25 in general.

    There you go.

    Deeluded thinking that Land was the reason we didn't put pick 12 into the Hale deal was a great moment of hilarity, and - ironically - delusion.

    HaHaHa! Superbly crafted read.... B)

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    ive got one for you.

    brent grgic > tom scully.

    i win

    I was thinking we should change our emblem from a demon to a fairy, as demons are considered "evil" whilst the fairy is kind and mystical. I sent an email to the club. Stay tuned.

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    Some of you guys are really pulling out the big guns...

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    I was thinking we should change our emblem from a demon to a fairy, as demons are considered "evil" whilst the fairy is kind and mystical. I sent an email to the club. Stay tuned.

    The obvious point is that if Tim Harrington et al trawl this site as regularly as some think, the email wasn't needed!

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