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Game Day: Adelaide v Melbourne 

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7.11 to 8.3 Finally a goal. Tell you what we are kicking very straight. I am liking it. We can still win this.

 

Crows up by a point about 5 mins into the 3rd quarter.

I hate these commentators. Hate them. I hope they all get thrush.

What?!!!!

HAHAH!!!!

But seriously. Thrush 'aint no joke.


"Tippett Tippett! He's a star he's looking hungry he's after his 5th!"

"In other news, Scully has had two bounces and run 100m down the ground."

Holy crap, Dunn's goal could not have been any more boring to these guys.

edit: 2 minutes later they're telling me it was Petterd. Righto.

agreed!

they acted like the crows just kicked a winning goal in a grand final..

 

Scully to Trengove to Martin to Trengove.

Trengove 21 touches.

Petterd has just kicked a goal. Back to 2 point deficit.

Interesting... the commentators are starting to speak as though Adelaide have won the game and how valiant Melbourne were in defeat. It's half way through the 3rd quarter and 2 points the difference. F'tards.

Another comment on Scully's courage. That's about the 3rd time they've mentioned that.


Rudeboy on another thread has just said Jurrah's let him know it is a dislocated shoulder.

Edited by Cards13

For such a tragic day with 2 shoulders (Newton's back on) there's players all over the joint for us.

Scully showing why he's pick #1. Trengove's skill in wet conditions. Bail seems to be everywhere. Our defenders holding it together manfully. Jamar doing it all in the ruck and making a fool out of me. Petterd making a fool out of everyone who reckons he hasn't got what it takes. Green doing what he does best all over the ground.

I hope it's not just the wet weather making us look good. I'm hearing Bartram and Bail a lot.

Edited by Dappa Dan

F*&^&%$ DOGS!!!!!! laughing at a Melbourne injury.

This is truly laughable. Now our injuries are funny

Edited by Roost It

"Tippet has been an icon up fwd"........... bbbwwwhhahahahha These guys should turn up to the comedy festival!


I really hate these inbreed cants

Edited by gOLLy

Agreed, laughing at another possible injury in that manner is pathetic.

Wouldn't have a problem if they'd just made a comment with disbelief and a half laugh (if you get my drift) but that laugh was pretty poor.

Did you all hear, Kurt Tippett has parted the red sea and lead the Jews out of Egypt!

F*&^&%$ DOGS!!!!!! laughing at a Melbourne injury.

They did? Must have missed it. Which injury? What did they say?

so who is injured, just jurrah and bell?

Havent heard marics name in a while?


agreed!

they acted like the crows just kicked a winning goal in a grand final..

one of them will be calling the play, and another one just yells over the top of him, so you can't hear the actual description of what's happening, going 'AWWWW PATTY DANGERFIELD YOU A CHAMPION' and laughing with joy etc

absolutely pathetic

They did? Must have missed it. Which injury? What did they say?

bartram got slung to the ground and landed on his shoulder, the fool found it very amusing.

Sounds like the Adelaide guys are doing some dangerous tackles if the same injury has resulted 2-4 times. Might want hte AFL to look into that.

 

jurrah has broken his arm, according to a melbourne official.

Shattering..


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