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CARLTON v. COLLINGWOOD

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This is torture!!!

I want them BOTH to lose.

I used to barrack for Carlton in this encounter(eg in the 1970 GF), but I've developerd a violent loathing for Carlton, too,now.

I'm getting severe dyspepsia contemplating this dilemma, but perhaps I'd prefer to see the twisted grin wiped from Juddas's face slightly more than I 'd like to see disappointment on the faces of Thomas and Didak.

Jealous? Yes. Rational?No. Sincere? Yes!

 

Carlton have overtaken Collingwood in my eyes.

The whole Salary cap, Tanking, Judd getting paid by Dick Pratt. Its too much.

I hate them both but I hope Carlton lose every single game they play.

Just Hate them Both Jack, with complete loathing. Both Clubs totally Suck to the Depths of the Earths Core.

They are Playing For the Dick Pratt Cup....I rest my Case

Carltank v The Filth...Don't lose energy over them.

 
Just Hate them Both Jack, with complete loathing. Both Clubs totally Suck to the Depths of the Earths Core.

They are Playing For the Dick Pratt Cup....I rest my Case

Carltank v The Filth...Don't lose energy over them.

Trust those two teams to be playing for stolen silverware.

I'd like to see the Blues drop out of the 8 if they lose a couple.

Carlton have overtaken Collingwood in my eyes.

The whole Salary cap, Tanking, Judd getting paid by Dick Pratt. Its too much.

I hate them both but I hope Carlton lose every single game they play.

Completely agree. No club has cheated, flaunted the rules or just acted as plain dirty as Carlton in the last decade. And they are collectively so damn full of themselves.

Nobody else comes close to my hatred for Carlton.


Nobody else comes close to my hatred for Carlton.

Your wish came true.

Collingwood 14.10.94

Carlton 4.16.40

A flogging - Parkin and Schwab - Carlton skill level deplorable - Chris Johnson a disaster with disposal and thinking.

I decided to put a bit on Franklin at $8 to win the Coleman. I need to high five the goal umpire who stood on Fevola's ankle.

Hopefully Franklin can reel him in a bit tomorrow.

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I found myself barracking for bloody Collingwood, I'm mortified to admit.

I thought the umpiring bordered on the ignorant!

Tiggy touchwoods followed immediately by obvious scrags going unpenalised. Who were they? Well....one was" the proboscis". Surprise, surprise!

 

There is no greater evil than the Carlton Football Club.

Their pain, misery and despair should bring joy to the rest of us.

Glad they lost!


I was actually looking forward to this game. Sadly, it was one of the worst of the year. More turnovers in this match than 3 Melbourne matches combined!

1st time I have ever wanted Collingwood to win that I can remember!

Happy we didnt bend over backwards to the demands of Chris Johnson.

Horrible..

well so many people on here hate carlton for tanking

soo many laughs and smiles in the other thread about us tanking

it doesnt seem right to me

And the salary cap breaches over the past decade and the club presidents with criminal records. It tells a story. Work it out.

Your wish came true.

Collingwood 14.10.94

Carlton 4.16.40

A flogging - Parkin and Schwab - Carlton skill level deplorable - Chris Johnson a disaster with disposal and thinking.

Didn't see the game so please enlighten me. Did CJ really cop a bagging and if so, what were their exact words?


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There's one good outcome from this game, I reckon.

Collingwood's good effort will deepen the schism at Coll. between those who want Malthouse, and those who want Buckley(?most?.)

I like the thought of schisms at Collingwood.

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And the salary cap breaches over the past decade and the club presidents with criminal records. It tells a story. Work it out.

Yeah exactly.

I have no issues with them tanking, although they did it for far too long which was a disgrace.

What I have a problem with is that for years, they have tried to buy success. They cheat the system and they think they are above the laws of the game, and the laws of our community at large.

They are a disgraceful club, operated by crooks and cheats and if there is any karmic justice in this world, they will not see any success, ever!

And the salary cap breaches over the past decade and the club presidents with criminal records. It tells a story. Work it out.

Although not to the same magnitude - we've both breached the salary cap and had Joe Gutnick. Not squeeky clean.

Although not to the same magnitude - we've both breached the salary cap and had Joe Gutnick. Not squeeky clean.

Carlton Have been Quietly manipulating the system since 1965. Which of course increased ten fold in the '80's

All those South Australians who came over & lined up for Bags of Cash & Dubious Jobs.

Yes we over stepped under Gutnick, But never to the level of the Blues.

Least Gutnick Fessed up & we took the wack.

I have my shitlist.

Collingwood, Hawthorn, Carlton and Essendon. Pretty much in that order.

Whenever these teams play one another, I just watch and eventually I'll find myself willing for one team or the other. No science to it. It's pretty much just mood to who I hate more on the day.

On Friday night I was going for the Blues. Simply because an old mate of mine who was a very keen Blues supporter, and was seriously brain damaged in a car accident a few years ago, died last week. So I wanted the Blues to win for him.

Typically though, I'll support whoever is playing Collingwood quite happily.


Although not to the same magnitude - we've both breached the salary cap and had Joe Gutnick. Not squeeky clean.

As WYL pointed out, MFC fessed up but I am not sure it was for ulterior motives.

I wont go into anything to do with Gutnick but to compare the culture of MFC with Carlton is likely comparing a mountain with a molehill. I am sure you realise that.

Of course I realise that, but fessing up doesn't mean we didn't break the cap, and Gutnick does have a questionable history.

Compared to Carlton we're a bunch of choirboys

Of course I realise that, but fessing up doesn't mean we didn't break the cap, and Gutnick does have a questionable history.

No one said we didn't and I hear you about Gutnick.

We are definitely choirboys indeed

 

I barrack for injuries like knees.

I barrack for injuries like knees.

Yes i thought the Same Thing last Friday Listening to Trouble M at work.


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