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What do we want for Xmas?

maximum bob
in Melbourne Demons

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The silly season is just about to swamp us so I thought I'd start the ball rolling with regard to appropriate Demon pressies.

Green - a right foot.

Robbo - a left foot.

Davey - a right foot.

Jones - more space.

Young Col - smarts.

Jared - a season.

Cale - weight.

Grimes - games.

Feel free to add to this wish list.....I've barely scratched the surface.

And a merry festive season to you all.

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    Dees - Major sponsor

    Brock - Captaincy

    Jones - Better disposal

    Sylvia - Realise potential

    Moloney - Full Season

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    i'd add a few and change a couple.

    first up the mfc.

    off-field present- a major sponsor

    on field- injury free preseason (everything else should follow, and that is the only thing out of our control)

    Green - a right foot (or simply his old left foot back)

    Robbo - better balance, although he might ask simply for a full recovery.

    Davey - his spark back.

    Jones - more space. or a super slick handpass. i think i'd prefer the later.

    Jared - a season.

    Cale - weight.

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    Juice - 50 goal season

    Bate - Consistancy

    Watts - To debut in 09

    CJ - To do his knee in round 1

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    Win the next 100 grand finals

    Watts to kick 200 goals

    Cale, Mclean, Molloney and Strauss to tie for brownlow

    ................

    but we don’t always get what we wish for :P

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    Shoes... but never mind that;

    Cale- A steakhouse

    Jared- Replacement body parts

    McLean- Luck

    Meesen- A hope in hell

    Carlton- A suspicious fire which destroys the entire club and everyone in it

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    MFC - Provides a Contest, always!

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    Tom Rockliff in the PSD.

    6/ I'm sold on him too. Agree.

    On top of: -

    1/ Major sponsor or two.

    2/ Rivers back - as in back on ground and inform. (not an injured back)

    3/ Pre-season injury free

    4/ Debt free

    5/ West to have a big impact in our midfield

    6/ See above ie. Tom Rockliff for PSD.

    7/ Brock - Our new Captain

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    Davey - hamstrings of steel cable

    Miller - consistent delivery to him in the forward line

    Jones - some outside receivers

    Backline - someone to kick to

    Entire team - more muscle

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    CJ - To do his knee in round 1

    I'd never wish this on anyone....

    However, CJ to miss from 10m out against us late in the year to cost carlton finals and have the Dees sneak in because of the miss - that would be enough for the next 10years of christmas

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    1.... my membership package to be under the xmas tree

    2... captain MCLean....V/capt Green

    3.... A major sponsor

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