Robot Devil

Luke Darcy - doesn't know what time of day it is. BT - doesn't know what century this is. Tough to split them.

Luke Darcy commentary: “The lights are coming on, it is getting a bit overcast” It was a twilight match and the sun was going down.

It would be easier to retire from Demonland and get a job on the Channel 7 commentary team I imagine. I present Exhibit A: could you do better than this man?

Anything can happen with the AFLs magic draft wheel!

Need something to settle the stomach?

Seriously, wasn't FA meant to help players who "weren't getting an opportunity" at their current club. Every FA movement so far seems to have been a good player who was on good coin who was playing 22 games a year. Not like they were being denied the chance to play.

Thank you.

"Yo, Steele, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, Pendlebury had one of the best seasons of all time! One of the best seasons of all time!"

Just a little tacker and I got to meet the great man. May he be remembered as the gentleman footballer that he was. https://www.flickr.com/photos/92646374@N05/15418727082/

8-10-11-15-17-26 Supplementaries TBA at the conclusion of the trade period.

No he won't. He'll be kicking 4 in our win over Hawthorn in the GF.Or he'll be out injured. I can't decide which is more likely.

And he called Campbell Brown a [censored]. Obviously an astute judge of character as well.

That's was a shocking intro with the players. Very poorly produced. Channel 7 make our game look like a backwater ripoff of NFL. And they don't even do it well!!

It's the umpires voting in the on screen poll. They'll give Gary a few votes in the last round even if he isn't playing.

I dunno. What did we get for Woey?Edit: I looked it up. Collingwoods first round pick (which we used on Daniel Bell) and we paid Woey for another three years to play for an opposition team. Great..... Just great.

I hope Port win. It means I can totally ignore the Grand Final next week. It will be like it's not even happening.

Hope this is a draw. Would be nice to see an "extra time" scenario and how it will be played out.

I just get the feeling that *if* Bruce McAveney was ever to curse live on air it would be to scream "Fark yeah" after a Geelong goal.

All I can see is torches and pitchforks on the horizon. I haven't posted in this thread previously and probably will not in the future. Good luck to you all... This will be ugly.

BT now just spewing chains of random cliches. Must have been a draining night for him..

And I am outta here......

Yeah, but they'll have to throw in G.Ablett Jnr as a sweetener.Otherwise... no deal.

http://demonland.com/forums/index.php?/best-content/ By the way.... how many posts do you have to make to be parodied? Is this like Wierd Al Yankovich standard or what?

Administrators gonna administrate...