Robot Devil

Let me preface this by saying I have no inside knowledge. I only relay this third hand rumour in case it turns out to be true I would hate to forget I heard it at the time. TMac to Sydney on a huge contract.

Boomer at every football function for the last two years:

Looks like the Sandy player bit Oliver on the finger. Pretty low act if he did.

3 years ago a lot of us said "I live for the day we can take it up to the top teams." Apparently we can now do that but it still doesn't feel much good. Would've loved the win but kicked ourselves out of it and crap umpiring in the last quarter hurt

Well said. My line of thinking regarding this game as well.

Congratulations to Jack Grimes in his 100th game today. Hope he plays a blinder.

However because one of these two is generally playing on Friday or Saturday night Eddie or Cyril could be leaning over the fence chatting to fans during the game and Bruce/BT would still verbally orgasm into making it sound like a gamebreaking move. Superstars of the game are never quiet on Bruce's watch. "You just get the feeling any minute etc etc"

Ask again later

The Collingwood version: My partner de facto is having her 40th parole hearing on Saturday, we've hired a villa lawyer in Tuscany a back alley, and have friends flying cahns from everywhere for a James Bond fancy dress party pissup after. I think James Bond our lawyer is going to have a demons scarf punch on. P.S. Congrats Trenners. (That's from me, not the Collingwood supporter)

Good news worth celebrating! Man I'm going to have search hard for a good one when Hogan re-signs.

The new one going around is #cheatmode

Looks like a singer in a rock band going for a high note:

It's hanging in the doorway so that he can duck under it every time he walks in the room.

Liked the stand-up tackle where Jonesy had Mathieson wrapped up with his arm locked through his so that he couldn't lift it up and make it high. Jonesy walked him a few meters and I imagine whispering something in his ear that made him feel about two inches tall.

They've done studies you know. 50% of the time, it works every time.

Can I have a job as an umpire? Apparently you only have to do half the job and even then only the half you like.

I hate Richmond but that's good for footy.

FTFY

Feeling like:

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This was in the other Petracca thread but deserves an airing here. Kids got style. Kudos to the creator of this gif.

Has this particular chip of knowledge been thrown amongst the seagulls at "Punt Road End"? And if so, would anyone care to provide some of the better responses?

I was also 30m away pointing at Riewoldt most of today. Wish I got paid 6 figures to do so.