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@melbournefc: Dom Barry is our sub today. Nathan Hrovat for the Dogs #afldogsdees Jason Tutt out for the Dogs. He has been replaced by Fletcher Roberts.

We certainly didn't help ourselves today and I say it every week but the umpires were shocking. However, we have already raised the bar this year and Roos was clear that it would be a rollercoaster ride for this season. This is one of those downs that will happen... but it would have been nice to dish out one thrashing this year and North would have been perfect.

Just cruising some old threads. Awesome comment here.What a difference a year makes eh?

Hey Nasher... Hope you've got your finger hovering over the "Banned for Life" button for hogans_heroes.

Great movie.. But I sure could've gone through life without seeing Kirk Hammett cry.

The umps are down in the rooms rubbing themselves with $100 notes from the Bank of Eddie. They don't care. Seriously though... if I was an umpire I would be ashamed of the decisions and non-decisions made today. We didn't help ourselves but wearing black and white stripes was a big advantage today.

At least I have confidence that Roos will be able to communicate this to them in a manner which will actually help them.

6. Lynden Dunn 5. Nathan Jones 4. Cam Pederson 3. Bernie Vince 2. Neville Jetta 1. Chris Dawes

Yeah... What happened there??? Bloody hell is it Umpire Appreciation Round yet??

17 Grand Finals for (4) 10 premierships.

And we certainly are the hungry masses hanging on his every word. Epic.

Judging by some recent imagery posted here... They will actually only be serving water. Roos will do the rest.

My Grade 6 teacher was a diehard Demon fan.. fortunately the Internet did not exist then. I would probably be in a much worse place....

When I first read this word I thought it was some sort of reference to black magic or some such.. Fortunately not... just a typo.

Clearly he bumped into Jack Viney during the week.

Actually... If what I have read is true Melbourne actually lobbied the then VFL to create the Father/Son rule. Carlton were the first to actually benefit from it. Later, one Ronald Dale Barrassi Jr was recruited via this rule. Anyone able to confirm?

Recent history would suggest just being in the vicinity of Jack Viney whilst wearing opposition colours causes serious injury. Incorrectly naming him in a match report... the consequences are almost unfathomable.

When I bought the 3 game membership for the other half this year the club assured me it counted towards the tally.

Yeah ... Nah... I want opposition supporters to sit in stony silence as we thrash their team with the odd close game to make it exciting.

Also, Trent Cotchin has one of the worst haircuts in the AFL.

Pretty shameful at the start of Game Day when they ran through the results for the games this weekend. Cheering for every game until they read out the Melbourne/Tigers result which was booed. They just made the list.

I would be OK with us having two Tysons. Really, really OK.

Is there any footage of the Vlastuin hit on Tyson? Obviously not on the AFL website because that would be prejudicial. Not that it really matters. The Deledio incident has set the precedent so elbow away Tiges.

Like Deledio deliberately elbowing someone in the face a couple of weeks ago and getting a reprimand?

Speaking of which.... I can never get the bloody ladder to load in the AFL app. Anyone else have this problem?