Robot Devil

Holy crap... Jesse Hogan smiled!!! It's gonna be ok people. It's gonna be ok.

Obviously tonights Footy Show will feature Paul Hogan appearing live in Salem Massachusetts to provide a insight into the perils of crowd induced hysteria and the unfortunate side effects of jumping to conclusions based on unfounded accusations. "I accuse Goody Schwab (or insert your preferred witch here)!"

I imagine Jack Watts has that exact same exchange frequently.

I can only assume you we're specifically looking for this years jumper, as when I was there this afternoon, both the AFL store and Rebel at Fountain Gate had last years jumper on the shelf.

Or a padded cell.

Lucky Stephen Dank is nowhere near our club or he would be smothered in AOD9064 cream by now.

That's why they pay Buddy so much. He runs around with his arms out so much I suspect he thinks he's an aeroplane.

Only three hours to get home? Last year not so much of a problem as leaving at the half or 3/4 time break was de rigueur. This year.... hopefully not so much.

To be fair, the last few years I was just yelling "kick it" because I was sick of watching them handball themselves into trouble. Hoping this is a new era etc etc.

And we won at Etihad. And Nathan Jones was not our highest possession getter. The world has gone crazy.....

Been on the wrong end of that stick too many times last year.

Still need to improve Clearances and Inside 50s. This game sounds like a positive step on the radio, but I'll wait until I see it with my own eyes Round 1.

Well, this season is over.

Now let's all close our eyes and visualise RDB handing Roos and [insert captains name here] the Cup on the last Saturday in September. A boy can dream.....

Depends on the number and size of the brown paper bags it was carrying.

Otherwise known as "The Three Stooges Effect" Woop woop woop woop woop woop

Aliens could have landed at Goschs Paddock this morning and Hogan's knee would still be the only thing being probed on here.

But there is hope for Tom McDonald yet. He's only young. Not sure about the other two.

I was at the game.... it sucked.

Very true. I will occasionally scroll through a thread and if its not grabbing my interest just look for the "liked" posts to see what got other people's interest.

And over-bored, self assured and all I know are dirty words.

You'll run out of limbs before DB runs out of speculation and 'alleged this or that'. He's just trying to make the jump from muckraker to opinion column. We all know he won't make it and will spiral like Knievel into Snake Canyon.

Guess the other poster/s was right about your "judgement".

In the dumpster behind AAMI Park along with many other relics of a bygone era.

"Sweep the leg"