Robot Devil

Yes, this is specific to this game at Etihad only.

Received the below in an email from the club earlier this week. Not quite reserved seats but sitting with all Dees supporters. Do I have access to my reserved seat? Reserved seat members do not have access to a reserved seat at this game, however there will be areas within the ground that you will simply be able to show your 2016 membership card and sit amongst other Melbourne members. These bays are on the wing on Level 1, aisles 36/37 and 37/38.

Well, that explains why he's kicking so many goals. He's been merged.

Alex Rance - well worthy of wearing a yellow stripe on his back. The mark of a coward. None of his teammates tried to defend him. They knew what he had done. All they did was try to pull him away from Viney.

With Carey's history I'm not suprised he does not think a cowards punch is a big deal. Shouldnt even be allowed on TV let alone draw a pay cheque from it. He should be hosing out portaloos in Wagga for a living using Rance as the brush.

At least Bucks will be able to find his way to the Centrelink office by following the Pies supporters home tonight.

We should already have foot on throat. Now is the time to apply pressure.

Hey Mate. Are the stickers still coming soon? I was hoping to get one at the same time as a stubby holder. Thanks.

We're famous! Well, not me... Nobody cares what I think.

Well we upgraded Jordie to the new improved model so why not Dan as well?

My guess : Round 5 - Anzac Day Eve vs Tigers as we'll be at home and live on prime time TV on a Sunday night with a decent crowd. I feel it would be unlikely they would debut him any earlier and after the Tigers we are at Etihad and Metricon until we are back to play the Bulldogs at the G in May.

Don't worry. They'll let him on the field eventually and he will attempt and even take a few screamers but I doubt he will have any meaningful impact.

Hopefully they'll have a shocker like tonight too. I'd also be ok with that.

Sidebottom might get three weeks for that head high bump and miss our Round 4 match. I'd be ok with that.

Hoping it's a draw. Then they all go home disappointed.

Looks like this will be Jack Viney's 50th game for the MFC. (Fairly confident he will get picked) Congratulations Jack.

Scott brothers are outraged...

Indeed 34,000 is doable before Friday apparently!

My T-shirt arrived this morning. Looks great. Thanks.

I laughed.

Seperated at birth?

Yeah, Stuyvos were pretty good.

Obviously Richmond have decided that 25 years after the demise of the "Swagman Restaurant" that the time is right for reviving cabaret entertainment. Cringeworthy really. This will be like Angry Anderson at the the 91 Grand Final which is coincidentally the year the Swagman burnt down. An embarrassment for the ages.

Denied twice then...

Excellent. They look great and I've ordered a tshirt. Everybody get on board! i look forward to people recognising me at games so that I can deliver witty comments in person and imitate GIFs as required.