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Carlton are largely a group of talented players or high priced trades (and except for Saad the trades are not living up to the hype nor their price tag. The whole team is pretty much playing their own game and leave the hard work to others. They lack cohesion and don't understand the meaning of teamwork or selfless play. If they get their act together ie work harder defensively and work for each other, they can be a good team. Right now, too many have had it too easy for too long.

No way was WCW missing that early morning flight to GC; just for a few hours sleep. In the lady's own words: 'Sleep is overrated'!!

I assume this refers to the thread title rather than its author😐 The author's personality and mind are just fine, thank you 🙂(altho noting the time spent on DL might prompt some to question the good sense of said author...) Fair call! The path of this WTAS title: It started off as @ Metricon as I couldn't remember where they are located. A moderator rightly changed it to @ Heritage Bank as that is the stadium's new sponsor. The author (moi) wasn't fond of that title so I searched out the location and changed it to @ Carrara, 'overuling' the mod.😟 On reading their fan bf page they have nicknamed the stadium 'The Bank' which I like. Must confess it was with some trepidation that I 'overruled' a very senior mod by changing the 'Heritage Bank' title but I don't have a 'warning' so all is good.🙃

The censored word referring to May isn't as bad as it looks. The censored word is an anagram of carp!! Hardly offensive, right? Methinks our censor meter has a virus of some sort...🙄

I'm shocked that you doubted me!!😉😆

I think it is only the Indigenous rounds; we didn't wear it to Alice last year. But I wish we did wear it there every year and wish we played in Alice during the Indigenous round - it would be so fitting.

A very funny flashback on building a stadium: abc-comedys-eerie-tassie-team-prediction In a nutshell: “But those negatives are far outweighed by the positives … although I don’t have any right now,”

A spark of optimism but they aren't too keen on selections. Witts playing his 150th in this game has me feeling more optimistic because I know how revered he is within the four walls. The boys got up for Swallow's 200th against Geelong earlier this year. Can lightning strike twice? No Weller :( surprised Berry got a gig. Dew really giving everyone a chance this year Is there a more inexperienced forward line in the comp? Are you suggesting that we will be missing scoring machines Holman and Ainsworth - 2 goals combined per game? Well, we’ve replaced them with Berry and Flanders. Not sure they goal power potency is any higher, but I’m hoping. Berry in particular is fighting for a spot. This is his chance. This could get ugly. christ Sadly gone from a slight chance to no chance. Smacks of resting guys to focus on the next 4 games. Not sure I like the concept. Belay that. I’m sure I don’t like it Berry brings the pressure like Holman but that's it. His disposal is terrible. Not optimistic about him. May actually played like a [censored] most weeks so far. That only means he will bring his best against us. Berry is nothing special in vfl and the vfl opposition has been woeful. Still not seeing anything to get excited about with Flanders but hey here's their chance to shine, hopefully they do well. My Favourite: Close to an all time favourite; it had me roaring with laughter: As far as Chol is concerned has been asleep longer than Rip Van Winkle and doubt May and Lever let him wake up this week. Dees by 4 goals!!

Their GPS has just taken another detour: almost back to where it started from!!🙂

The AFL is well aware of their tactics. At the start of the year Caroline Wilson reported the AFL were filthy with Hawthorn for exiting all their experience last year. To name a few: O'Meara, Mitchell, McElvoy, Dunstan etc thousands of games experience. She even mentioned that evil word: priority pick. She said no chance they will get one given their deliberate list decimation. Not long after, one of the co-hosts of a Dunstall program mentioned that evil word. He grinned. It isn't just pick 1 they want, a priority pick is their end game, if not this year then next. They have learnt nothing from the wasted years and culture destruction at the dees and blues 10 years ago from tanking. Regardless of what Hawks do we will still end up with pick 5-7 from Freo or if we are very lucky #4. And whatever pick we get I'm confident we will get the player we want at the top of the draft.

Ha, ha. years of resentment... ... but I'm glad 5 minutes off DL was a cure. Very addictive is DL. Happy to share the onus responsibility of WTAS threads. Funny you mention the 'joeboy' thread turf. Recently, a mod started an Opps Watch thread and absorbed the 'What they are saying...' thread into the title. I posted a tongue-in-cheek protest at the loss of WTAS identity. The mod received enough pm's from other DL's complaing, that he deleted Opps Watch thread. So, WTAS thread lives on to entertain!! Thanks for good wishes, I go to Sydney next week than back here for a little bit, then sunny Queensland. A very enjoyable time coming up.

LOL. The bf Freo board has a thread called 'Roast - Vent Here'. They must be wearying - just little wimpers this week rather than the earlier maddening rage.

Great! Thank you. I'm sure DL's will be relieved to see it each week and appreciate your work. Haha, you have the pleasure of quoting the Freo fans in a few weeks. It will make fascinating reading. I look forward to catching up on what they and DL's say when I return from sunny Queensland! ps. I don't recall why I hijacked this thread from you a few years ago - you are welcome to take it back permanently, if you wish.

haha some people are hard to please🤣

More info please. Don't recognise the reference to 'Bogan 1'.

au contraire, I suspect your suit of armour is impenetrable! 🙂 But really, coffee served in polystyrene cups inside a cafe😮. OMG, right there a line was crossed by the establishment. At least they served the red wine in a glass; a stemmed glass at that! Some standards must be maintained!

I won't be around much to do these for the rest of May so if someone would like to take over these reports, you are welcome. @Queanbeyan DemonI think this was your gig before I hijacked it...

Very easy task this week: only a page and a bit to wade through. Unsurprisingly their few fans are not that engaged. I'm not saying i'd sell my soul (if i had one) for a win…Buuuuuuuut.... Finally had good communication and run and carry against Richmond. Demons will be a totally different task. Our midfield will need to be on fire and our forward line will need to click as well. If we bring our third quarter for the whole game we'll win. Unlike the previous 2, this isn't a must win for me, but we can't be carved up. unlucky for melbourne playing such an inform team like the suns. Ha just their luck coming up against such an in form formidable opponent. Let’s keep the loss under 10 goals, dees will be coming in hot after pumping a poor kangas team If we could some how pinch this one, it would be huge, especially with WC the following week and getting us to 4-4 Melbourne are getting a bruise-free training drill before next week. Saturday arvo 4.30. At least if it's thrashing the rest of the footy world will have forgotten about it by lunchtime Sunday if not 10pm Saturday

Our accuracy will come down when good teams force us wide with shallow kicks i50 or to the pockets. But it is unlikely that will happen to the same degree as last year. We have a better system this year to center the ball deep i50. It won't work all the time but it looks sustainable.

Somewhat surprisingly Joyce resigned today. Will depart after a 6 month handover to new CEO.

A reason for our accuracy is, like 2021 we are centering the ball deep i50 which is great for our small/medium players or anyone who marks. It certainly beats the wide boundary or the 45-50 mtr shots from last year

I thought it was off the table to keep it away from your companion who seems to have only a coffee cup...😉 And talking of coffee cups? Polystyrene 😮 !!!

I rang the club. Short wait on the phone then sorted within 5 minutes of answering. Offer ends tomorrow so if you don' get a code try the club.

Maybe it is the other way round...

I was responding to the poster that suggested NB had been removed from mfc website. The NB logo is on the bottom front of the jumper.