Return to Glory

We're one goal down. I just assumed we were 80 points down by some of the posts.

So what I'm sensing is you don't like Colin. Am I warm?

It's partly why we brought Hibberd in.

Early days

They could certainly lose Mark Robinson of a late afternoon. As he droned on about Mick Gatto, Essendon links blah blah blah, I did wonder how he's the Chief Football writer for the biggest paper in Victoria. I honestly reckon he could screw up death notices.

How dead are we talking? Freshly dead or at that decomposition stage? Just asking for a friend.

With lollies?

I've no doubt that there would be fifty players throughout the league who haven't 'trained the house down'. Jack, unfortunately for him, possesses all the ingredients that excite the media swill and, by extension, the baying bogans. Went to a private school in a well to do area - tick. His playing style looks laconic (as opposed to lazy) - tick. Doesn't have a 'sleave' tattoo - tick. Plays for a club that is not seen as working class - tick. Has outside interests - tick. I'm with Biffen on this. It's a PR issue and he needs to iron out a taxi driver late at night (or an uber driver if we want to go new school) and/ or cause a minor ruckus at The Pantry, Church Rd Brighton. Perhaps kick a poodle or order a flat white..

Great to see the Blues getting hammered.

Probably Bernie but if it includes straight up in the air and overall hang time Col G has it covered.

Agreed. I would have also included Paul Keating's top eight. About as meaningful as a number of expert opinions offered here.

If Tom McDonald's elite they've obviously decided kicking's a minor skill.

Apparently her ex boyfriend did her wrong. I think it was the first twenty songs that gave me the biggest hint.

Adele - music to slit your wrists to.

I guess if it was chess or darts, then yes, two matches.

I thought it all the more admirable when one considers that it was Brendan Bolton, Carlton coach. Sportsmanship.

Alas Daisycutter, just buckets of kale.

I too was stunned that there are no corporate boxes and champagne on arrival.

They do, however, take APEX (conditions apply, must be purchased in Cranny and surrounding areas)

So did I but the driver looked fourteen. I'm sure it's all above board.

Don't ever visit a place of limited virtue then as you won't get serviced either...apparently.

On the flip side, he can count to 150 and that's no mean feat in Cranny.

What's the Brayshaw injury?

I'm pleased for Spencer but I'm not sold on having two rucks against the Aints at Etihad, round 1.

Which is nothing in the scheme of things when you sit it next to Barrassi's 5 year plan