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His wife has pulled rank and he with miss out due to an organic food event.

A very outdated view as always Bitters. We allow women to run the country, to run Westpac and all other sorts of things, apart from sensible and productive decision making,which is a mans domain. I've even had a female Dr recently and she was attentive and thorough. Cured me of my mid -life crises.

Banned in Geelong Primary Schools. I shall say no more.

Yes and perhaps A few other tracks. All undone by Industrial Disease .

There are not enough drugs in the world to Make Dire Straits sound good.

The stoics were a tough lot, but rather dull-like people from Northern UK. I'm more of a sadist DC. I'm afraid Mable was nearest to pin.

Lets hope he has a bit of Jayden in him.

Be nice if the club flung him a full membership .

We must defer to your experience on this issue.

They also pay frees for man bagging in that comp. I hear they have vege burgers and cider after the game because beer and a pie is too mainstream.

No need to mention a business transaction over the internet Earl. We will discuss it later.

The dog was pretty good but I can't stand Tom Hanks slobbering his way through a film. I know for a fact that Bitters cried throughout Beaches and Thelma and Louise.

Not yet Maple , I am still fielding offers for the sale of the businesses involved but my base at The Gat is secure for the near future. The wrecking balls are safely at bay for now but I have seen a dramatic loss in revenue as my clients move to less exclusive areas for their various medicines and massages. Never easy being a health professional.

Totally agree, a little overshadowed by Big Trouble in Little China which had was released at the same time. But nothing beats Thunderbolt and Lightfoot!

I think you meant "charismatic" Moon. Unless you were referring to my new Cologne "Arrogance"which is a bit of a room filler I'll grant you.

I think the beginning is way behind you . You're actually well on the way if it's any consolation.

As I mentioned earlier ,my grandfather would turn in his grave if he knew I was eating Japanese food.So I will happily join Red at Vue de Monde once he has rogered someone in the court room and is in the mood to shout.

Just Mabel, But I have a sneaking suspicion ASIO has been following Bitters for crimes against fashion and human decency.

Mercantile rather. Once again technology has destroyed my perfect syntax.

I recall the afternoon differently to our debauched uncle bitters. I arrived at Fed square nice and early so as to deliver my theories on modern feminism to my adoring public. The throng were soon enthralled ( particularly accepting of my idea that lesbianism will increase due to the absence of real men in modern society). Soon after I had delivered the lecture and was receiving congratulate drinks from my undergraduate fans when who should interlope with his Brown stained vinyl jacket than the flatulent one himself. more later as I have a pressing g mer a tile arrangement to attend to...

The last time DC seduced a younger woman they made a sex tape. I believe they called them silent movies in those days.

Will you be sporting the depressive maths teacher look with ugly colourful jumper mismatched with slack,long sock and sandals or maybe you'll just run with the reclusive snowdropper turtle neck? I never know with you. Ill be wearing plaid and stripes as usual.

Vicki Pollard works for me now. I've put her on a diet but she needs Earl to teach her manners. The Juvenile party I attended was an ethnic event. Which is why I now feel equiped to advise on capturing more Asians as MFC members. I have an idea for a huge event (and after party) as every football club knows you have to get them in young. But not too young. This is why BBO and DC will not be involved in my events management team.

Yes a 17th birthday party!! Well I wasn't really invited but I managed some totally inappropriate comments. Juveniles are more receptive to my childlike,innocent nature.

I have just returned from a wonderful party only to read this hackneyed ,horrible tirade of ridicule so unfairly heaped upon our legal fraternity. Please Carry on.