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Watching Ice Road Truckers of course. Any snow coming to the swamps of Romsey Uncle or is it too flat and dull there?

Turnbull will have to learn to negotiate with people he wouldn't normally P%55 on in the real world. it's a humbling thing for him and I can only sympathise as I have been through it all on Demonland myself.

Cheer up Ernest. I hope you regain your health soon. Nothing life threatening we all hope.

Ernest is out on a metaphorical boat,catching a metaphorical fish, in a metaphorical struggle.

Dear Bitters, Thank you for the herbal remedy you sent from Northern China. I awoke with a start at 5am and my IBS has cleared up but the same cannot be said for the toilet at the Gat.Powerful stuff. Speaking of powerful stuff, As I am unaccustomed to rising so early I switched on SEN for some tennis results. Brett Phillips was reporting to some other twot and Dermie,the GOAT,when a player from Moldovia was mentioned. They naturally defer to Professor Dermie for this one , "Moldovia Derm?" they humbly beg the all knowing(now) tennis officionado. As if arising from a slumber Derm slowly proffers........"errr.......that's somewhere in the Balkans" (not quite). "Speaking of the Balkans Bernard Tomic is in trouble again for swearing" "But it wasn't in a language that anyone actually understands".Now turning his talents to linguistics. Dermie then goes on to rate the merits of another Tennis players girlfriend before offering his thoughts on Tomics future to Brett. "He'll need to stop the histrionics" .Indeed. [censored] I would be interested to hear Dermies theory on the Geopolitical repercussions of Brexit and its implications for the currency market.

The return of the recidivist recalcitrant.

Then a spot of cricket of brandy down the club followed by Gin Slings at Raffles. He will make his way to the Lee family table in time. If he ever leaves the four floors.

The great Biffen does not see the funny side Lunar one. Biffen considers it appropriate.

He went Rogue a long time ago Earl. It is hardly erratic behaviour for an established international pervert. I wish the Chinese govt luck in capturing him and even more so in their re-education of this recalcitrant.

Flaccid porn.

The X-box games generally get harder as you progress through the stages but he will be right. i think he will get through .

Every recruit gets a year in the medical room. Part of their contracts.

I will be pleasantly surprised if you manage to travel without being incarcerated as an enemy of the state (of humanity ).

I think Ern went spare a while back.

Does look like Luke Hodge in the photo. Always thought of him as a tea bagger.

Don't worry Moon. I will not be exposing snow droppers tonight. At ease.

Earl, You should know that Redleg is a senior figure in the courts and does not take cheap cruises on sleazy p and o Boats. I understand DC is known to provide entertainment for some of the more elderly citizens in the bingo room and below deck( if you get my drift) My only hope is that DC has not stowed away on board the Crystal Meth and that if he has, Redleg is able to assume some sort of control over his predatory behaviour whenever a rich widower with a persistent cough hits the spinning dance floor. I do hope Mrs Leg has a can of mace handy for such Romeos. One can only hope you are not on these cruises for the same nefarious reasons Earl. Although I would pick you as more of a hot chocolate and rohypnol type. As Bill Cosby has proved, this only works for 30 odd years and eventually you will get caught. Gastro should be the least of your problems. I suggest you stick to trawling the Streets of old Fitzroy with your man bun and rolled up jeans. They buy all that fairtrade spiel in the inner city but your exploitation of the international laws must end. A handful of tranquillisers for a night of romance is not a"Fair Trade" Earl.

I'm predicting that most of our players will age in time. It's a bold statement but I stand by it.

The Crystal down the Gat is anything but serene.

We need some melons . perhaps a pair of lychees.

You must have woken up with enough to know.Going out dressed like that.

The old fashioned camera didn't ring and alarm bells? Although knowing some of your Perversions and your propensity for trying new revolting experiences I'm surprised you didn't invite the whole film crew.

Don't mind Bitters Ernesto. Word is he had a rather delicate " procedure" today involving a camera and A Dr from Moldovia who took liberties in his film making. Uncle Bitters has reported the poor quack and now wants a second opinion from someone with a real degree. He is seeking drinking partners in order to avoid paying for his own box of wine. Have no sympathy Ern, today Bitters is a depraved and selfish fascist who loves the accoutrements and crueltyof bondage as much as your enemies in Spain.

Your seedy lost weekends in the Seaside are safe with me. I promise not to tell everyone what a twisted and debauched glutton you can be when let loose on Fitzroy St.

I have chained several tennants to the building in a bid to stave off the wrecking ball. My least favourite are positioned on the outside . Any decent electrical goods never last long here Bitters. You should know that as a recent visitor to our humbled home.