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I wonder how the mufti feels about pineapples.

Most marriages end in divorce. I see this latest entrepreneurial venture from Romsey may have commercial potential. Particularly if you are both cause and solution to mist of the issues at hand.I wish you every success I can forward a copy of the Ashley Madison mailing list to help with connecting you to the right market.

Happy new year to all . In the spirit of renewal I believe our resident degenerate from Romsey is due to regale us with his misdeeds soon.Does anyone know his whereabouts or the terms of his ostracism.I would have thought his month in Coventry had passed by now?

Not as interesting DF. Unless you know the right perverts.

I believe he is opening a refugee centre/exploitation camp for gullible immigrants. At least BBO has not been wasting his time. The wheels of commerce are turning again in Romsey.

Good on Joe Burns. No senators son. Also Usman. Not a Marsh either. Well done selectors. As always,feck the admin for letting WI get weak.

Warnie is his jovial self on channel nine. No mention of the SW Foundation today,funnily enough. What an utter disgrace our charitable organisations have become. Worse than irrelevant peddlers of chicken and beer our cricketers are nowadays.

Jolly Eggnogs to one and all.

It should be knocked down to even less than $10mill. Once Bitters and his country mates come to stay. I have huge plans for the place-but at the moment I have been housing destitute rurals from Scotsburn in the hope of getting them "hooked" on the Gat after which I will kindly purchase their scorched lands.

Only the Devil himself could live in this heat.

Whatever pays the school fees Red. As long as your client believes he is innocent.

So I'll throw out your books along with Hunter S,William Boroughs,Kerouac,Miller,Mailer and any other decent American writer from last century. Don't worry about the meek-they'll inherit the earth later.

It may be just Chinese whispers but... Apparently Martin threatened Won-ton violence,

it's only a rort if you are not involved. But at last we are.

Gil might be looking for a job at FIFA. If that fails it's Polo-the peoples game.

Searching for inspiration?

Welcome back Crint, We've missed you like piles.

What am I doing here?

I nearly apologised for it but then I thought-nah,,,f&*k 'em.

Nice one Earl. Hope you are Havana good time.

Free speech offends. Censored speech bores.

I'ts a jungle sometimes Moon. We are under siege from inner city trendy,green voting,yuppie do gooding,moneyed up leftist,agitating bastards like your good self.

He could get a lift to games or catch PT.

I've got slaves to drive,streets to plunder.Dragons to slay. Ideologies to crush and burn. There's never enough time......

Ah yes -the id,the ego and the super ego.