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I loved Borat.I just did the test and got 33 so ,if It's scored like golf you are really [censored] up.

I look people straight in the eye and then make an inappropriate comment. Nasher, I suspect you are on the spectrum. My Demon mate can recall every player ever and has no real friends but me, he is very smart but awkward.He lives at home with mum at 44. I have an overly sensitive type of emotional intelligence and hate lies.I hate big crowds.I fear the herd. I forget names,numbers etc but never a face. I think Economics is a bogus pseudo science. I think we over medicate our population I think the doctors are sending the country broke, along with the fat,lazy and wilfully stupid. I enjoy watching drone strikes . Viva la difference I say. Drs are sending us broke and most of them now are born OS so they couldn't care less.

You forgot,root,shoot,smoke and dance.

I"m currently in Asia so I drop weight in regular instalments.

Maybe like Titus with an acquired brain injury.

About time this thread got interesting. Just ate fried nanas in Ha Long passed off as Vietnamese. I've eaten them in Australian Chinese restaurants since the 70s Ha long bay would be beautiful, probably was ,but too many humans here now. The N/S divide is very much alive. Call it South China. Saigon is a rats nest, but Vietnamese all the same. Still beats Borewood by a by a thousand miles yet nobody here is as sophisticated as Our own DC. I will make a quick comment on the ridiculous banning of Bitters for writing "flied lice" or whatever it was. The most innocuous comment ever in light of the fact that the Chinese may be the most powerful nation in our time. Add to this their entrenched racism. Add to this their population which makes them dominant globally. In comedic terms We discuss"punching down" or up. Bitters was punching up . I'm not sure who banned him and we don't get too OTT on these issues here but I request the Moderator that made that farcical decision to quietly hand in their tin badge. I would add the Clunes riots were probably in order if anyone here has ever shared a hotel lobby with Chinese tourists en masse. Dr John, whom I respect for his intelligence,though often disagree with,is hopefully not the person responsible . The complainant was DLs Resident SJW. I'm a solid contributor here.Love it. So are others whos ideas I dislike. Does not mean they are invalid. My point is that the censorship here is getting OTT. Can I suggest we ban a poster based on more than one complainant , and check the track record of the whining regular Mrs Mangles. I'll invoke Jazza here- who made some crude comments at times but lived a solitary rural life and was a man of his time.I don 't believe he ever meant racial harm but might have caused some minor offence to be taken.He was a minority ,even in his own country. My main point is, stop the naivety ,stop the PC bans unless WELL deserved. I love Demonland and hope it grows with our great club. Race exists,as does religion and politics. Can we be adults here and make valid points without recriminations or is it Commo China? I'll defend Aboriginal Ozzies to the hilt but FFS I need an explanation. Please Explain.

He gave an entirely different meaning to the term "coffee table book".

Welcome back Maple!! We've missed you. And Bitters-that was a very quick week. I'm sure you've been to some dark places since your brutally insensitive typo.

Party-pooper is a term of veneration in Germany.

Exactly what the priest said to the orphans In Ballarat Moons. Totally unrealistic when all the doors are locked.

They come here in boats,get put in a jail,left to rot and then come out full of bitterness for the govt. No different from the Irish .

Already been done Dino. They've named it "Sydney".

Sometimes people just need a confidence boost to get the mojo back.

Vom Voms.

Quits then. You are obviously not in the mood for levity.

Dry up Ernest. This reminds me of the time I worked at lifeline and they fired me because I wore a Nike T shirt. You were wonderful in your youth but the booze is making you overly sentimental.

Ernest FFS. You pinkos are all the same. Just because we are free of an agenda here doesn't give you the right to ruin it for all the associated degenerates that flicker toward it like moths You were a journo once and you actually enjoyed life for a while. If you run out of ideas it may be time to load up the shotgun and ,you know, ....white,white,white.....

The rickshaw driver is totally pist at me but all the swimming is giving his feet a well earned rest. Hope you have the air con at full blast back in Borewood DC. Must be hellishly uncomfortable in Melbourne. Its gods way of punishing tennis players so all good. .

No DC. city folk are a bit sharp. Ive gone "up river" for HR and surprise. Recruitment is easy but the tough part is convincing DIAC that I need 43 chefs and 24 hair dressers.

Rickshaw naturally. The driver is fairly exhausted and we've only done a hundred or so clicks. My whip needs replacing also.

List of interesting things seen transported on a scooter/bike around Saigon. 6m long steel bars Bricks A cage of live dogs A fat sow And this is the best so far A double door fridge. Look out Valentino Rossi.

No Deits. My logic is sound but unfashionable.

You are right about Obama now but history will change all that. Clinton waged one of the most efficient wars in History-resulting in minimal death. Im impressed by Drone warfare- it saves lives. I look forward to viewing idiots set up RPGs on US targets until the silent drone intervenes. Its clean. YouTube at its best.

Just checked on Kafka-born in Prague. I await your apologies.

Howard is a Northern Sydney solicitor who fell into the leadership of Australia due to the fact that Labor had done its job of solidifying our economic potential into a reality. He was a coat tugger and a [censored] who got lucky. How you can lump in Obama with him is beyond reason. Blair was a toad,Bush was a moron,Clinton was a genius and. Netanyahu was a human tick, still is. Barack will be ranked along side Lincoln and Franklin as a giant in years to come.