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As soon as Martin is ready.

The words "intelligent ,footy,discussion" on here is the real comedy gold . I dont enjoy lame attempts at humour. When I see them I feel like a primary school teacher who has to get out the big red pen . Intelligent and footy are nearly mutually exclusive terms. Perhaps those interested can change all that by inventing a diploma of "carrying on like a pork chop about football". I apologise if I do not display the required reverence and awe when our most learned and distinguished footyheads choose to cast their infinite wisdom upon us.

You poor child-lost in a sea of humour when you've come here seeking knowledge .

What do you use for milk?Desperately trying to upload Baldrick clip from WW1 but too technologicly retarded.

Who cares about knowledge?People like you get a little confused about it all because you think its a science. What do you need explained ? Ask Gallileo Whitten or Michaelangelo Matthews. Acumen? Get a grip. FFS-If you need a complicated explanation of a simple game then go and sit of the altar of Tom Harley-most annoying dick on TV. You've overdosed on linament and you also seem to have vicarious leather poisoning .

The reality bus has arrived . It takes the long way round and sometimes feels like you are going backwards .It promises not to take you in circles .

Get real Jose. He isn't a 3 year old.

Time to bring back Stef. Jamar needs a rest. His second and third efforts alone are worth a recall .

Or even landing at the same airport Ben . No biggy.

Why berate someone privately when we are all anon. users anyhow. I like a good public spat personally. "Always work on abusing someone else before you try to improve yourself" my twisted grandmother used to say from her prison cell .

Hope we can ink in a new contract. we need more colourful characters.

The latter-ask Chocco Royal.

Something we lack in close sometimes is quick reflexes.

Great news. Now I can waste 2 afternoons instead of one. Look forward to the stretcher coming out on Sunday afternoon. As early as possible.

Sylvia should start a personal injury claim agaist the AFL for failing to protect his person and his livelihood. He would win.

Got weights? Sepoy is 3 BC is 5.

Maybe Neeld should just apologise to Cale and start wearing a "Sh!t Happens" T-shirt to training . Jack T" Neeldy ,some of the guys think everything is getting a little bit intense" Neeld"No worries Jack ,we'll have some beer , pizza ,and a big d&m chat about what REALLY motivates all the guys" Jack "Cool Marky Mark-catch you tomorrow ,I gotta go early to get a waxing done for the party on Friday night" MN "Sweet-Have fun dude!"

Just when I was about to organise a jolly old fox-hunt wtih the Demonland faithfull, All this pish and tosh emerges about the blazers and the blasted buglers. I suppose that puts the khybosh on that . dreadfulll show What what..

He was slow to react but unlke Bailey ,at least he did react.Things picked up when he bagan to coach from the Bench-which means the players respect him . Some good signs.

In a real court the impact to the victim is taken into account on sentencing . Jay Vineys jaw= Wojo back out playing before JV has healed. CS back= slap on the wrist but Col out for 8 weeks CS nose= ok we wont bring up your late hit(in play) if your ignore the broken nose out of play. JT sling= 3 weeks but Dangerfield playing next match. Buddy Sling= keep filling the stands and the papers mate and we'll let it slide. I cant wait till we are a powerful club again and things start to go our way .

Jeez ,standards in Journalism must have slipped to a new rock bottom if he "good" paper is quoting us .Still-at least some of us can spell on this site. The pies' must be like a finger-painting play group of severe nuffys. Cale really has copped some flack-lets see how he handles it-which is the only important thing when you are sledged .

It was effectively a king hit because CS was looking at the ball 50 metres away .

No Stinga-you're one of US now. Dont go back to your old ways.Stay on Land.Leave your past behind.We even have a cricket thread.Really.

Under the rules 56 C111. Blocking/shepherding/tunnelling may legall occur if the guilty team has a larger membership than the team being infringed upon whilst the smaller club mst observe the 5 metre rule.

open slather from now on. Fringe players like Dunn need to whack people and cop a few weeks. Lets keep em em honest.