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The latter-ask Chocco Royal.

Something we lack in close sometimes is quick reflexes.

Great news. Now I can waste 2 afternoons instead of one. Look forward to the stretcher coming out on Sunday afternoon. As early as possible.

Sylvia should start a personal injury claim agaist the AFL for failing to protect his person and his livelihood. He would win.

Got weights? Sepoy is 3 BC is 5.

Maybe Neeld should just apologise to Cale and start wearing a "Sh!t Happens" T-shirt to training . Jack T" Neeldy ,some of the guys think everything is getting a little bit intense" Neeld"No worries Jack ,we'll have some beer , pizza ,and a big d&m chat about what REALLY motivates all the guys" Jack "Cool Marky Mark-catch you tomorrow ,I gotta go early to get a waxing done for the party on Friday night" MN "Sweet-Have fun dude!"

Just when I was about to organise a jolly old fox-hunt wtih the Demonland faithfull, All this pish and tosh emerges about the blazers and the blasted buglers. I suppose that puts the khybosh on that . dreadfulll show What what..

He was slow to react but unlke Bailey ,at least he did react.Things picked up when he bagan to coach from the Bench-which means the players respect him . Some good signs.

In a real court the impact to the victim is taken into account on sentencing . Jay Vineys jaw= Wojo back out playing before JV has healed. CS back= slap on the wrist but Col out for 8 weeks CS nose= ok we wont bring up your late hit(in play) if your ignore the broken nose out of play. JT sling= 3 weeks but Dangerfield playing next match. Buddy Sling= keep filling the stands and the papers mate and we'll let it slide. I cant wait till we are a powerful club again and things start to go our way .

Jeez ,standards in Journalism must have slipped to a new rock bottom if he "good" paper is quoting us .Still-at least some of us can spell on this site. The pies' must be like a finger-painting play group of severe nuffys. Cale really has copped some flack-lets see how he handles it-which is the only important thing when you are sledged .

It was effectively a king hit because CS was looking at the ball 50 metres away .

No Stinga-you're one of US now. Dont go back to your old ways.Stay on Land.Leave your past behind.We even have a cricket thread.Really.

Under the rules 56 C111. Blocking/shepherding/tunnelling may legall occur if the guilty team has a larger membership than the team being infringed upon whilst the smaller club mst observe the 5 metre rule.

open slather from now on. Fringe players like Dunn need to whack people and cop a few weeks. Lets keep em em honest.

he got a bump 50 mteres off the ball whe he wasn't looking and copped a broken nose but dont expect any AFL involvement against the filth.

Only problem with Russians game was he had less hitouts ,less possession and 2 less goals than Jolly.

This is exactly what I dont get about Brian Royal. Why cant we position around packs? Crumb? Block? Bump? Intercept lost hitouts? Get some cheap forward 50 entries? Having criticised his "strategies" I'll give everyone till the end of season to Judge their efforts .Including Brian ,Cale ,Col ,Dunn ,Bate ,Davey ,Green.

OUTS Jamar (rest ,soreness) Green (something,kicking crucial points ,they never mention the old Man United when he lines up for goal nowdays) Tappy ( courtesy of the tribunal) INS Stefanator Davey Petterd Martin must give Russian a spell Davey needs to just become a 3 goal crumber in his old age Ricky cant rot in the 2nds forever-too good a player.

Nice quote Os .Fair Enough. It's just that every team needs a whipping boy and Juice has left the building.

Why do we have to trade every bit of class we have on the list ? Colin played OK yesterday for someone who was running around with a flattened schnozz . It's not his fault he broke his spine earlier this year either . FFS he is about to hit his straps and it will be either with us or against us . I can get over the past and see that Col is having a go and has some pride in his game. Anyone here ever try to run fifteen kms ,with wrestling thrown in ,breathing only through the mouth? Brent and Colin are both inconsistent I agree. Both have been known to hit the turps as well-big deal. Can they improve? Yes Are they best 22? Yes.

Where? In his new Mullett?

Exactamundo!Half Back Flank ,built like a brick ,runs straight always ,gettoutathefugginway Ima comin through ready or not ,never complain ,never explain. He's the type of bloke who will take em one at a time or all at once . Love him. In fact ,Tappy is my new hero .

Chook , He may not deserve it , but he has worked hard on us Demon fans to get to where he is today with us .

After the first five minutes I thought to myself "somebody start a fight ,somebody knock someone out" Am I the only one who knows how to stop the scoreboard bleeding? Dirty ,unsportsmanlike ,ungracious ,unadmirable attitude perhaps but I've had enough. Victory isn't always pretty. The best are rarely the fairest. Is it fair that Wojo is running around for the Cats while Viney rests his Jaw? Is it fair that Lynch punched his way to victory in his last game (whilst on roids) F%CK FAIR! Fair has nothing to do with it. The holding ,blocking ,tackling(after disposal) , pushing and grabbing is what gets Collingwood over the line . Wake up! Winning isn't everything-it's the only thing. It's not a game of croquet with the boys from college. We need EVERY advantage possible to ever have a hope of winning a flag. Is it fair that Dean Wallis had a career? Fair is for f%ckwits. Keep fairness for your family and friends.

Thanks for coming over the top with the elbow there doctor .Some of our supporters should be knitting themselves some balls in the commentary box with Bruce . It's a rough tough world out there and I like the fact that that Tappy understands the very basic principles of the game and makes fear his ally .