Biffen

So you are descended from boat people. Scottish descendant formed a weird and tight fisted colony in one of the islands South east of Australia. Their relatives live there today, have their own language , and their own form of humour. The call them New Zealanders.

This is the time to rush to conclusions and speculate.Not the time for sensible consideration.

Pity he came away bruise free. Bad Mitch bad. Good Mitch good.

I'll wait and see on Dawes. He has shown nothing to warrant his price tag. Sure he is big-but we need a useful big. Neeld will live and die by this bloke. I reserve my judgement on him-Neeld better be right. In answer to the thread topic. One is for fully fledged lunatics and the other one is only for nut jobs and cranks.

This thread proudly brought to you by Pfizer. Keeping old bananas firm for another generation.

HAHA! What about Sleepy?

Need wickets , Need a Zaffer soon. Uum... er James Pattinson (Player of the Ashes)

By "keep" winning I assume you mean in the Charlie Sheen interpretation of the word.

Was hoping to spark an anti-agist tirade but you've all gone to bed .

Not you-I just got out of therapy and now this.

Luke Beveridge.

Guys, this isn't frickin Florida. Save your medical issues for the hospital staff. Grin and bear it like the old bastards of old. FFS-you all used to be so happy.In your misery. This thread is becoming like gods waiting room. I'm declaring a cultural revolution . This thread, nay forum, has become a haven for geriatric middle to upper class men discussing their ailments and their bowel movements on a nightly basis. I, for one, am disgusted by the continuous, phallic references to bananas and viagra. As a feminist, I would like the thread closed immediately.

He's hot-ask Ben Hur, even sexier in the flesh.

You sarcast,you.

We never have Tanked,and you wont.

George Bush Senior? The full ramifications of this are yet to play out. Armstrong is guilty of mass fraud, deception and conspiracy to defraud across several countries. Hope he goes down . Never liked him either . Whats to like?

Boofhead bogan. Maher makes me weep. Just has the knack of being able to crush the humour, life, subtlety out of every moment. Yobb tosspot. I hate him more than is reasonable. Such a blokes bloke. And a [censored].

Fred Fanning

I think you brought up the triple century very stylishly . Nice innings.

Nice work Lord Travis Bickle. Next time you want to fight, please wear rubber gloves. You dont know what disease you might pickup. Or better still, smuggle in a blunt object. Keep up the violence! Peace.

Moorabin isn't country Vic. Is it RDB? (one day it will be for sure)

One of your more astute footballing observations big man. Any news on Nathan Jones' tatts?

Beat is such a buzzword . I'm more like a Physiotherapist. Manipulative.

My Daughter is coming to the footy with me . never even thought of taking her. She only wants to beat Collingwood ,Essendon ,Richmond,Carlton,Footscray . she once supported the Dogs. We have a new member . Give your kid a few weeks to before inflicting a heavy burden on him . He might come around and see the light at the end of The Vault.

You've made your revelation abundantly clear with some of your posts oh wise Land Lord.