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Biffen

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  1. Don't be ridiculous ,Daisy would never stoop to chaperoning the disabled for his own pleasures. Unless there was a sizeable will/dowry involved.
  2. I haven't had any ideas in quite some time. The medication,along with Demonland has seen to that. I feel so much better.
  3. Those blue rinse Borewood women dont use plastic surgery- Daisycutter chases the ones who have had hip surgery. A couple of gins after Wednesday tennis and its game,set,match.
  4. Mitch is clearly a sensitive guy and has some complex family issues that he is prioritising in order to find some happiness in life . Good luck to him with it all I say. The best we can hope for is a comeback one day from him as a player and at the least as a happy chappy. I will never forget him taking the pizz out of Tarrant as he was bathing him when he played for the Lions. Nor the rare light he shone on us with his efforts as a full forward. Top Bloke-thanked the Dees ,tried his best and he is over it . I hold a faint hope he can make a comeback one day. At least now we have clarity and he can recover .
  5. At least he is not walking,presumably some time away from jogging. Some time from running and a bit further off playing. Cleared up then.
  6. If I'm fullback I want half a mill a year. One for each goal that goes over my head.
  7. The Ox was worth persevering with because of how good he was. Mitch Clark is worth waiting for too .
  8. Lifeline is the better option.Think if how upset he will be if we start to win when we get the good half of our side back.
  9. You haven't even begun to scratch the surface there Sigmund.Underperformance is part of our psyche. We neded 40 couches and thousands of hours to get to the bottom of our issues and lack of trust in each other as teammates. Their relationship knows only failure- they struggle to help each other due to a lack of faith.
  10. Life is good- and there is no such thing as an ugly woman.even Caro has her admirers.
  11. Officer: did you know your lisence is currently suspended Mr Martin. DM: nah , didn't know that. Officer: and your vehicle is unregistered also. DM: what's that mean?
  12. Unlike you Django,I can usually find someone to assist,
  13. At last we agree Machsy although you are a hypocrit posting that.I bet you've tried to eat your own. If you take up yoga you might get there.
  14. How could a coach who was once a Fitzroy Champion lead us out of the darkness? I will buy in to the curse being lifted but must we do it on April Fools night ? We have to get this right - so I hope those with training in the occult arts don't make a mistake Without Lord Weavers words of guidance I will give paganism a shot.
  15. Some of us on the penthouse floor entertain people here.The riff raff midnight cowboys are forced to shower before they are given a key. Usually dirty rural types. Although , I will concede that most of the hot water here is heated in teaspoons.
  16. Mankind is better off without my help Bbo .Currently I am not feeling well disposed towards humanity. The hot water is on the blink at the Gat and the Grand old flag may as well be in the urinal for another year.
  17. Once we having him playing well and becoming a top target we should move him on to the Hawks ASAP.
  18. I suggest you stock up on Single Malt.go to tas and get the worlds best from the distillery door.Or come down to the Gat and pick up some medicine that makes you feel like a winner for a brief time. I'm going to take up haberdashery as a hobby. I bet the MFC players cannot even knit.
  19. We may as well get our mail from Emma Quayle . We have been suckered in by opposition black ops . Opposition clubs have destroyed us with their recommendations . Stone can change this I hope.
  20. Can't keep saying the list is shyte or not afl level.they came from the same places as the other tattooed whankers playing at other clubs. It's only footy- not fkn rocket science. No guts ,no pride, no respect for themselves or others is the only issue. The rest is balls.
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