Biffen

Life is good- and there is no such thing as an ugly woman.even Caro has her admirers.

Just likes the feel of the whip .

5.17 am and again at 6.23

50% of frog insane , and the rest weird.

Officer: did you know your lisence is currently suspended Mr Martin. DM: nah , didn't know that. Officer: and your vehicle is unregistered also. DM: what's that mean?

Unlike you Django,I can usually find someone to assist,

At last we agree Machsy although you are a hypocrit posting that.I bet you've tried to eat your own. If you take up yoga you might get there.

Only in moments of weakness.

How could a coach who was once a Fitzroy Champion lead us out of the darkness? I will buy in to the curse being lifted but must we do it on April Fools night ? We have to get this right - so I hope those with training in the occult arts don't make a mistake Without Lord Weavers words of guidance I will give paganism a shot.

Some of us on the penthouse floor entertain people here.The riff raff midnight cowboys are forced to shower before they are given a key. Usually dirty rural types. Although , I will concede that most of the hot water here is heated in teaspoons.

Mankind is better off without my help Bbo .Currently I am not feeling well disposed towards humanity. The hot water is on the blink at the Gat and the Grand old flag may as well be in the urinal for another year.

Once we having him playing well and becoming a top target we should move him on to the Hawks ASAP.

I suggest you stock up on Single Malt.go to tas and get the worlds best from the distillery door.Or come down to the Gat and pick up some medicine that makes you feel like a winner for a brief time. I'm going to take up haberdashery as a hobby. I bet the MFC players cannot even knit.

We may as well get our mail from Emma Quayle . We have been suckered in by opposition black ops . Opposition clubs have destroyed us with their recommendations . Stone can change this I hope.

Can't keep saying the list is shyte or not afl level.they came from the same places as the other tattooed whankers playing at other clubs. It's only footy- not fkn rocket science. No guts ,no pride, no respect for themselves or others is the only issue. The rest is balls.

Fairly negative about some of our past and current players. Nothing good will come of this thread. As much as I don't like Byrnes he would laugh at you and ask how many AFL premierships you have won . Or even how many Afl games you played. The list of disappointments is long for coaches, players,fans and staff. The greatest fark ups are the recruitment of prendergast and royal who just muddled by for years. The list of assistant staff that have drawn a wage from us and given nothing in return is far worse. I would like to see the entire club running laps at 5 am with Jackson up front.

Fair enough comment by Grant Thomas. If Roos won't commit,why should Frawley or Scully or any other of the vfl players we have signed up.

Did not see the game but the commentators made the point that we look like under 10s. I am going to watch it tonight with some sedatives. Can't see us winning games with small players like Bail,Matt Jones,Byrnes ,Clitsby etc picked . I realise Clitsby did not play but small players will not make it unless they have the Viney ferocity in them . Size counts. Apologies for not even seeing the game yet but What's the point of picking slow unskilled midgets. At least Tappy can iron someone out. At least Blease is lightning . At least Gawn has heart. Fmd- what do these shorties offer?

Your faithful canine friend is your only hope at this time Bitters. Do as he does in the corner of your chamber.eat,sleep,lick your wounds and come out fighting another day.

Bitters- you have let us all in to your confidence about very delicate issues. There is a cream that removes nappy rash that also removes " chicken skin" however temporarily . As a fraternity, we should be more supportive of Bbos vain and futile attempts to gain entry to the young dees member group. I for one would be proud of him if he slipped his way in to this coterie and could provide us with an insiders view if what they get up to.

Sneak into a flash office somewhere at about 9.30 and pinch the one in the lobby.

My father told me that all cats are grey in the dark.Can you tell me what would happen if Pavlovs dogs expected to see Schrödinger's cat every time the bell rang?

Just accidentally listened to MMM. Although it is 5 minutes of my life that will never return I got an insight into the three philosophers of our time.Eddie ,Luke and Mick all agree that Hird is only interested in Hird but managed to relay the info that Lachy Murdoch will be the new boss and that media ownership laws are outdated and we should just hand over everything to the US . Barrett chirped in that this would be in the interests of everyone. My brain now feels like someone has removed my skull and bashed my cerebral cortex with a Showbag of shyte. I hope these guys go fly a light plane in cyclonic weather. They epitomise the death of polite society and the rise of the lounge buffoon. F&$@ them all.

Quit posting erotica [censored]. Bitters will get too excited. As far as the art adorning the walls of the Royal Gatwick, It seems to me more in the style of Gilbert and George. You certainly wouldn't to touch the paintings.

They are delicious .They could replace the Demon as our emblem -the Melbourne Mangosteens. Just running it up the flagpole.