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Biffen

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  1. Legless Frog. Cheap tasteless drop of mass produced plonk made in WA by a computer nerd with a flat dull finish. Named after its dunny loving creator. Prounced "le gless frog"
  2. At least everyone's rooting for the same side.
  3. It is something I experienced in my youth .usually after a debutante ball .very strenuous dances back then. Vigorous ,rapid tempo, cha cha cha.
  4. Sour grapes over choosing Jimmy but many have gone the early crow .
  5. As Ross Lyon says."anywhere,anytime". I once had a girlfriend who was the same.
  6. I have a degenerate knee also. I have to manage a body that is nearly completely degenerate for the rest of my life.
  7. Same oil in the fryer if the online reviews are to be believed.
  8. Tanya is looking long in the face.you have no idea the hardships they have had to endure whilst poor Jim has been stood down on full pay.
  9. We've got more things for sale at the Gat than you can imagine Frog.
  10. At least Neeldy left us these wonderful things on which to base a football team.If "Paul" is our only hope at his age then I think we are in trouble.
  11. Reckon you might slip in their group Biitters?Some of those unmarried gen whys might need a comforting shoulder to cry on after the game. If you lost a few kgs ,wax the relevant areas and let some hair grow on your bonce then ,with your 70's wardrobe you might have a shot.
  12. Just been chopping down some massive gum trees.doing my bit for the country and our fearless "lame churchy loser" leader .
  13. It's more envy than hate Col..i can't squeeze into that tight gear anymore.
  14. Young iPad carrying,beard growing,cider drinking,vinyl collecting,pansexual,ironic t-shirt wearing bastards. Don't worry about the older members who smell vaguely of urine and port. Us gen x crew will take care of them and listen to their fake stories from the 50's and '60. As long as you metros can laugh at your in jokes and ride your low bikes around without us around then that's ok. Young tirds.
  15. I'm going to put forward a very straight question which neither political party can answer properly(for 150 years). What would you do with the Asian people that attempt to enter this country without the correct paperwork?
  16. "It's Time" (but we may not be ready to govern)
  17. Btw - Duminy snuck into my test team for the demonland ultimate world champion cricket tragic super test teamand justified his spot this test. I think as I have Broad,patto,Warner etc I win based on calendar averages for the season.
  18. In Dollsns head there are hive coaches saying "we need top order batsmen who can play a test innings and not revert to one day shots" Edit : sent from small phone with fat fingers.
  19. Adrian Battiston was a goer in a pretty average team. Andy Lovell was a good clearance player .
  20. Can someone just kick that [censored] Selwood square in the fkn head or smash his larynx .that will fix many of my issues with those cats.
  21. One would suppose a top wig, racetrack identity and Demonland stalwart like yourself might part with the cash to remove the ads. Otherwise, the only way to beat temptation is to yield to it. I suffer from yellow fever and appear to have contracted it for life.
  22. In other words , you have caught some contagious virus and are no longer allowed to use the computer. I must advise you to keep away from the Russian sites,and also the St Kilda girls for a while. There is some new strain of geriatric communicable sexual disease that I suspect has come from Burwood.
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