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Biffen

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  1. So if you have 6-8 you are completely naked.
  2. Anyone meditating the house down?
  3. I have heard Ricky enjoys a beer or 300.(which is not a crime) He also dropped the most important mark in our recent history.(should be a crime) We had to let him go.
  4. Luckily the NSW police are above suspicion of corruption. An IQ test would have been too difficult for both parties.
  5. Could happen to anyone. That he was sober is a bit of a surprise. Some of Sydney's worst drivers live near Rose Bay . I don't know whether to make a Jewish Joke or an Aboriginal Joke out of this one? I'm torn.
  6. Seems a little antiquated. There are such things as tasers these days.
  7. None of them involving transportation.
  8. I thought you might use the rickshaw when in Vietnam. Sure its 10kms to town from the airport but why rush.
  9. Lordweavers might be on some kind of hill song retreat for happy flappy new wavers.Hopefully he can slap some sense into the freaks.
  10. Just been stealing cattle and shorting some power for a mate near Colac for his hydro farm . Too busy to post Jazza .
  11. "What are your legs" "Springs-Steel Springs"
  12. So can anyone tell me what Oscars favourite scene is ,from his favourite film ,Galipolli.
  13. You weren't so against instant gratification when you made your last trip to the Gat. You made some terrible faux pas with city women that it would take me years to explain. You country types are so friendly and gregarious that you've actually upset the neighbourhood and made me a pariah in my own home. About the only delayed pleasure you had was with the credit card,which explains why you were triple billed.
  14. And forge a new identity.
  15. You've had a big night Moonie-you've already been totally eclipsed. And turned pink.
  16. Gysberts and Morto could help knit them for us too RTG-to build up their arm strength!
  17. She is probably leaving the state ,if she has any sense. You will have to go back to grooming Alpacas
  18. Angus and Malcolm were asked in an interview if they were guilty of just making the same album 14 times. They answered that was absolute bullshyte and that they'd made the same album 16 times.
  19. You are certainly getting around DC. Did you steal a fully charged mobility scooter and ride it down from Borewood or just "borrow " one of your lady friends cabcharge vouchers.
  20. Does this mean Jetta is now on the list with JT on the LTI and Clark retired?
  21. Six months of X box and Puzzles should sort it out.
  22. What are we training on concrete or something? Or could it have been the extra weight on the shoulders? FMD.
  23. Give Neville Jetta another run-he has done the right things since being de-listed. and I hope they don't simply drop JKH to put him in.
  24. Future generations of Australians may yell "where are my clean Brodies" whereas older generations would send out the call for "Regs'"
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