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Biffen

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  1. Don't mind Bitters Ernesto. Word is he had a rather delicate " procedure" today involving a camera and A Dr from Moldovia who took liberties in his film making. Uncle Bitters has reported the poor quack and now wants a second opinion from someone with a real degree. He is seeking drinking partners in order to avoid paying for his own box of wine. Have no sympathy Ern, today Bitters is a depraved and selfish fascist who loves the accoutrements and crueltyof bondage as much as your enemies in Spain.
  2. Constant regime change. We are Afghanistan in the UN of the AFL. Goodwins ability to stop the rot will be determined as much by his ability to deal with the media as it will his football judgement.
  3. I would not be averse to the China game if we had a bye to follow or similar concessions such as a n extended break. Could be good for the boys to take a mental break from the Winter here but I would think illness,fatigue,and pollution could be a factor for the two teams involved. Having said that , the Chinese are likely to latch on to "Melbourne" as an entity rather than a suburb or a fictitious name like GwS.. So as we invented the game , so we must progress it. So get more from the China deal,the women's league, leave Tas ,Darwin etc for others.
  4. The draw will sort the dogs out a bit. They have gotten above their station somewhat .
  5. That's fine if we win those games we aren't supposed to . I think we are going in to games expecting to beat anyone but capable of losing to even the worst. The answers are not easy to find. The issues are are across the team.Our hand and foot skills are below par. Watts,Salem,Oliver,Jones,Petracca,Viney,Hogan,Gawn,Tmac,Jetta,Vince , Garlett and,Stretch Are the basis of a very good side. Hunt ,Harmes,Wagner and OMac fluctuate as young guys do. Kent ,Dunn,Garland,MJones,Michie,Kennedy,Tyson,H,Grimes have some limitations.None of these guys can use their opposite side but there is hope for Tyson. In order to win a final/s we will need better skills across the board. Any players with these disposal issues can only be a viable part of a good side if they tackle like machines. The back six are totally unstable . TMac,Jetta,Dunn,Vince,Salem and Wagner would be my pick for the Hawks.Omac and Wagner are too green in tandem. I want to see JT back for more poise and skill. I would like to have a look at Hulett. I think Spencer and Gawn can operate together. Would be good if H/ Dawes could resurrect their careers but I don't see it happening .Ditto for JG.
  6. Too many missed tackles all over the ground. The zone is a load of post modernist crap. In the 90's it was "the wall". Basically,you have a man you must beat-that never changes. Stand in a triangle a diamond or a circle and they will plop the ball in the centre of it and watch us spoil each other because we lack COMPOSURE. We lack composure because there is no plan of action-particularly when the ball is in flight. Jade Rawlings been offered another contract?
  7. Hard to fault individuals as the team tackling pressure was weak. I think Kent will be dropped ,as will Omac. Dirty day And nothing went right for us. The diamond was brilliant once again.
  8. Your seedy lost weekends in the Seaside are safe with me. I promise not to tell everyone what a twisted and debauched glutton you can be when let loose on Fitzroy St.
  9. Nobody is interested in your horticultural issues.
  10. Stuie, followed by the Shi-tzu two doors down , followed by Frank Walker from National Tiles.
  11. I have chained several tennants to the building in a bid to stave off the wrecking ball. My least favourite are positioned on the outside . Any decent electrical goods never last long here Bitters. You should know that as a recent visitor to our humbled home.
  12. He would be be way past it now. Bad culture at the Saint too- back then at least.
  13. Very To Kill a Mockingbird the whole thing.
  14. The ribbon and ball thing is fkn spectacular Moon. I suggest you get some sporting supplements from me, some beer and sit and watch in HD with some different music for a better televisual experience.
  15. Staging for frees should be reportable. Leave it for the princesses who play soccer. Deliberate corruption of the rules ruins the integrity of the game and confuses our already dim witted umpiring fraternity.
  16. Who exactly? He has not been charged with any crimes. He is struggling to get a Guernsey because he is back up to Goldstein . He goes well at VFL level. Well worth consideration I would think.
  17. It's actually BJ. Short for the Better Jetta.
  18. That was really An attack that I did not expect. Quite a surprise.
  19. In answer to the first sentence: Not out of the question. At a guess. Drop some more and open the Daws of perception , man...
  20. He only has 17 games at 25 because he started late at football and he has Goldy ahead of him. Reasonable choice I would think. Does OK at VFL level.
  21. He is the little engine that could. so good to see Jetta ,Gawn ,Watts getting good games but this kid is freaky.p
  22. That sort of thing happens too often. Blatent errors never reviewed. Cole ones never decided correctly. we as a team do not carry on and remonstrate nor stage and fake for frees which may be Roos instructions. Should pay off eventually but currently we get the rough end.
  23. They have their wits about hem .
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