Jesse Christ

Even his articles are bogan!

Checking out foreign drug cultures? Who knows

No, it's for the players. PJ has done some great work but he isn't risking his neck on the field for our amusement. I forgot to add Lucas Cook, aka "The Cookie Monster" *cringe

Scully, Clark, McClean, Morton and Wines. Just for the lols.

So do the druggies get whacked by ASADA and the AFL for systematic drug cheating, or just ASADA, and will the drug cheats be able to survive a year or two without any major sponsors while defending 34 separate law suits from the players?

Was thinking the same thing. I'd actually like to see it go the other way and have 23 players trialled. I'd love to see 2 subs as opposed to one- more strategy involved, can use one sub withougt worrying about holding off for possible injuries, then have another sub up the sleeve for big impact. Also a great way to introduce newbies into the team

Great post. Spencer is a monster, looking dead set fixing to eat somebody!

Just made it easier for me to read. Great work.

I'd say we'd have to win 7 or more to be a chance of attracting anybody of note

In a "caption this" contest, nothing else but "[censored] this place" is suitable here.

Well I guess it's a good thing that I don't care whether you agree with me or not. You should know by now that I don't care if I'm right or wrong, I just say stuff.

I didn't know we were talking about recently. I've seen it a few times, how am I supposed to find the examples?

Yes the moral of the story is, to do anything right (or wittingly wrong) you have to be competent. We were not. We sucked at sucking. With the systems in place now I think we are prime for tank 2.0. Who's with me?

Deliberately lose games to get the best draft picks, then have a great team and be world beaters.

Maybe if people stopped attacking the new members then lurkers would be more encouraged to start contributing. Too many times I see posters with less substantial post counts dismissed based on their newbie status. It's very off-putting to people who love the club just as much as you, and discourages new members and new ideas and discussions from taking place. Post count holds too much gravitas on this forum by some members.

Throw Jurrah in there too and it would have been the most exciting forward line in the comp, but it's us, and in some previous life we were all deemed unworthy of such things.

Sad Trengove is sad.

Howe is still playing back? I thought he would have been more valuable up forward given our lack of targets, and our many defender options.

That is the best thing I've ever read

In Fitzy's defence he only really plays "once in a blue moon" though McQueen, I think we haven't sen enough out of him yet to make a call on him. Could be anything still.

Love your work, you should post here more often!

He's gone..

It appears I'm being followed by a moonshadow.

Nice timing, the club obviously heard my concerns and quickly rubber stamped the deal. I don't need to hear it from you guys, but I know you are all very appreciative and thankful of my contribution towards the timely announcement of the new deal. It was never in doubt.

I stay around just to [censored] them off Lucifer Edit- [censored] is censored, pissing is not. Quite odd. Do you have any thoughts on that moonshadow? Double edit- even replacing the "I" with a 1 is censored. That's impressive