Queanbeyan Demon

“The unfortunate reality is, at various stages this season; we have simply been uncompetitive. And while we acknowledge that we have an emerging playing list, we were compelled to make the decision." David "Ricky" Barham. 21 Aug. 2022. Um - how many players on the Essendscum list would get a game with Melbourne in a fortnight? And when nominating them, state who they would replace in the Melbourne side. (By way of comparison, I recon there's five [5] at Norf.)

Yous are all very funny. (And I am willing to bet such a thread does not exist on any other AFL related site.)

Joeboy: gets it 100% right when we win by 10 goals and 90% wrong when we loose by two goals.

Is there a league wide stat for the player who kicks the ball out on the full the most often?

Please, please, please CBF, do not give them any good ideas.

I'm nominating @WalkingCivilWar to represent Demonland as Hussler Hugger in Chief. We all have much to be grateful for today.

Could you please do me a favour @Redleg? Next time Robbo says something, could you please translate into English and post on 'Land?

“Some matches were poorly coached, and not much adjustment to the style of play.” mmmmmmm. Just like the reining premiership coach then.

Life must be something more than dilettante speculation. Then I remember I’m on ‘Land.

Hope they bring Hird back.

Sounds like she's observed him at the urinal in the bathroom of the old members stand.

3GL in the 70's on Sunday afternoon - Jeelong West.

Sharp as a tack that Jobe Watson isn't he?

Satin versus Lucifer right there.

WTF is Neil Mitchell?

I understand Essendrugs have been in touch with Zorko's management this morning. Offering him the Captain/Coaching position at Tulla.

Can a D'lander please spot me 900%? I'm running short this month.

I agree with Riv. Hope they Failure Often.

Sonja Hood.

Aged well.

I would bring him back as senior coach, president, CEO, head of Football, marketing and HR manager. This used to be unprecedented, but not now.

I see no reason Clarko cannot coach Norf, Essendon and GWS simultaneously. Others have pulled off much greater feats in the recent past.

That would be Melbourne Football Club premiership players Mr. James Harmes, Mr. Jack Viney and Mr. Tom Sparrow.

@Demonland, @george_on_the_outer, @binman Thank you for your wonderful analysis Guys. An Island of Sanity in a Sea of Insanity.

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