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Queanbeyan Demon

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Everything posted by Queanbeyan Demon

  1. You read MM dees189227? This is far worse than anything Maysie did last week. Please give yourself a two week ban and undertake 25 hours of community work.
  2. Thank you to everyone for your contributions. This thread is compulsory reading each week for those of us off Broadway. It's appreciated. QD.
  3. Kick it long to Royce.
  4. It would be more accurate to call it the 'Ben Buckley Buggered' (BBB) regime Nasher. As I understand it, the facts are these: Scott told BBB when he arrived as Chair in 2017 that the list needed a significant overhaul and that Norf would need to drop down the ladder as older players were gradually moved on and new top 10 picks could come in. Scott wanted to trade out The Big Goldie as a first round pick was on the table from another club. At that stage it looked like the Big Braydon Preuss could take over the number one ruck role. Apparently Goldie was open to it. Scott told BBB and Carl Delena he'd squeezed as much out of the lemon as possible. Norf's response was as follows: No way we can fall down the ladder and restock, The list isn't that bad, Goldie's not going anywhere, Rye's recons he can delivery preliminary finals. BBB left the club looking like a war zone. And to think he was once considered a potential candidate to become CEO of the AFL.
  5. FMD . . . I clicked on this thread because it's 'Hot'. Thought Jacko had signed for nine years. Really, really wish I had not. Gotta go to the bathroom now.
  6. Only WCW can provide an acceptable answer I suspect Monoccular. I'm sitting here writing an essay for a masters in philosophy, and I have KFI what it means Brother.
  7. Point 1: I'd have preferred May to miss a game because he flatten Gingivitis (in his over-sized shorts and infantile persona), not Milkshake. Point 2: Each victory gained over oneself means new strength to gain more victories. — Sri Aurobindo, 1872-1950, Indian nationalist, yogi & philosopher Go Deez.
  8. I gave myself a lifetime ban a few years ago Spalding. Get all my footy news from 'Land. This way I know it's the truth.
  9. The law is always selectively applied Dee-monic. I take your point, but it would take a major departure from the 'normal way of proceeding' for this law to be applied in this instance IMHO. And as for Jacko . . . if he thinks playing with law breakers Gaff, Luke Ryan, Michael Frederick and Jason Carter, then he's in for a severe reality adjustment. https://au.sports.yahoo.com/afl-2020-fremantle-dockers-avoid-police-action-party-040039536.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAFNdjbqHn5l4EsjRGgLKn-QWiOVyvGo2hV303r7UVCOIPtyfHU27C88m8MgiDj58ZfLXPn1vggbPKex9ATMDwtTmpn-Ykkq9umRU0Ca10-gcAHU276qHSkQjS3gLZjg1wb30ym2PqYQ2tlVD0ijDoDeceblVWCIbfzAGMYQZkogT
  10. Agree monoccular. How about investigating something worthwhile: Oppo players holding and blocking Max 100 yards off the ball, Footscray throwing the ball for the last seven years, Horethorn's draft tampering in 2005/6 that delivered four flags, Carltank's brown paper bag dealings of the 70s, 80s, 90s and 00s, Matthews knocking-out Giles, Ellingworth and Steven Smith off the ball in the 70s and 80s, Everything Essendrugs did and said during the Sheedy years, Noel Gordon's back-dooring of Fitzroy, How Franklin made it to South Melbourne at the 11th hour after all but being signed, sealed and delivered to Greater Waste of Resources, How McGuire was allowed to talk shiiiiiiiiit non-stop and uninterrupted for the last 25 years, and Every decision made by Ross Oakley.
  11. Of all opposition supporters, I have alway felt the Footscray people were okay. I never had any dramas going to see the Deez at the Western oval in the '70s and '80s. Once again, Footscray people have been noice to us Demons. Thank you for the gift BS. You are forever in our hearts.
  12. Dear AFL . . . can you at least, please, start using some lubricant? Blessings, QD.
  13. What would I do when the tissue paper runs out in the bathroom OD?
  14. Very happy for Goody to be doing the job as outlined in his position description actually.
  15. Please ban yourself from 'Land THBT.
  16. That's exactly what they say at AA meetings.
  17. Hands off deegirl, he’s mine.
  18. I suggest you take Stephen's place in the team DEE fence for both your name and the sanity you bring to a mostly insane thread.
  19. Like a lot of others, I'm disappointed in Stephen. I just love the bloke. Easily the best big back we've had in my time watching the Deez . . . coming up to 50 years now. However . . . Let he or she who hasn't fuuuuked up badly in their life at one time or another identify themselves on this thread now. For you may now throw the first stone.
  20. Easily the post of the night.
  21. Could mods ban this poster from 'Land please?
  22. For some, it happens most nights on 'Land.
  23. We don't call 'em the Filth for nothing.
  24. A week back in kindie maybe?

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