Queanbeyan Demon

Edmond would know - for sure.

Maybe against the Ashburton Towies. Scored an average of two goals a quarter against us. When Glenn Frey hits town and starts playing, they are in the Seaton Street kindy.

Probably ghosted by Kevin Sheedy BBO.

The last ruckman we got from the Filth worked out alright. So applying the usual D'Land logic, it's a near certainty that Grundy will as well.

Phuqu me! I've been stressed out the last 11 months dreaming of our 14th flag.

Um . . . sorry mrtwister. Just checking. You mean the club that plays poor drawing, weak sides, eight times a year on a pocket handkerchief shaped like a triangle, effectively gifting them 32 premiership points, is being hard done by? The current draw is virtually a handicapper event with Jeelong deemed to be on one leg with a blindfold on.

How so dl4e? Hibba takes Papley, Heeney and Florent. The rest you raffle.

Few sticky floors on Swanston Street - that's for sure.

Bit freaky for Charlie.

That was precisely my point LDvC! I'm a failure at irony obviously.

Joe Daniher: Customs Official, Dakar Airport.

Not possible. Although when Darren Bennett used to launch 'em from inside the centre square, the cheer squad would loose its chit.

@Anti Sainthas made a good point. We've bought some careers to a close, including Mini-Bus (i.e. half a coach). And BTW - one of my great days as a Dee was being at the MCG on 13 September 1987. Completely pants the Gerard Healy Swans in front of 80 thousand. Sugar was great. I remember yelling to Gerard, "hope you learned something about loyalty today Healy". The cheer squad went crazy @WalkingCivilWar:-)

I loved Brasso so much. Set us up for a tilt in 1987/88. Loved Swooper as well.

Most . . . really? I wonder what the evidence is for that assertion. I follow all the ex-Deez in the AFL. I wonder if 'most' on 'Land do as well.

Send half his brain to Hawaii and give the other half to de Goey.

Is he @WalkingCivilWarin drag?

Being a Colinwood player, they're probably on top of his head.

Sheeesh there's some serious, misinformed, delusional and ignorant rcap written about our players on 'Land at times. I have to look at the URL bar to check I haven't mistakenly logged on to the Bomber's board.

Before there was Oscar McInerney, there was OMAC. I note he received the ol' DCM today. Loved him, and he did well to almost get to 100 games.

Still haven't learnt to spell I see DR.

Absolutely phukking brilliant. BTW, I got off at Glen Iris. (After that, I alighted at the same place.)

Sort of like Billy Joel in a way. Looked like he was going to be a big shot early on, but ended up in Zanzibar.

Me mate says to me, did you read x, y and zed in the paper? what do you think about Dermie's rant, Lloyd recons . . . Darcy this, that and the other, etc, etc, etc . . . . . I say, was it on Demonland? If it's not on 'Land, I really don't care. It's the only source I trust. Thanks Andy and all.