Queanbeyan Demon

This is absolutely brilliant work BC. I love it. And there's only one place where this can come unstuck in its socialisation through the broader footy community. A workshop would need to be held on the second floor at Harrison House to explain it to BT, Lingy, Derm, Robbo and Basil Zempilas. That lot, and their likes, are flat out identifying the number '2' on the button panel in the lift, let alone understanding the sophisticated and nuanced approach of your proposal.

That wouldn't be the same Harmes that set the Deez on the road to glory in the third quarter of last year's Granny would it?

That would be Melbourne Premiership player Luke Jackson?

Jesse is a part-time nut job. Would fit perfectly back in the Deez forward line as the counter balance to Maysie down back.

Not sure Libba is a Rhode's Scholar.

To whom much is given, much is expected.

I come to 'Land for insight, quality analysis and a good laugh. The mainstream media, with one or two notable exceptions, would be the last place I would go. (And long live WCW)

Ninthmond won it in 2020 with two players arrested.

Medieval rock opera WCW.

Probably has a Phd from La Trobe.

Indeed. We’d be really stuffffed with only 13 players on the ground.

Auto spell check. Sux. Barings deleted from all dictionaries as well it seems.

Tricontinental or barings?

Failure: I mean Taylor. Barracks for himself.

I would definitely take him if Colinwood paid the first million each year, they throw in the Daicos boys as the steak knifes and give an undertaking that Ginnivan wears shorts that fit him.

Here is one answer FT. Matthew Lloyd's primary job is to make money for the entity in which he is working. These entities only have one primary objective . . . to make money. And this is done by selling advertising. And advertisers are only interested in one thing . . . eyeballs. So what does this mean? Shock jokes need to shock because that is what attracts eyeballs. Lloyd can actually analyse an individual game pretty well with his magic screen and pointer, but he has zero, absolutely nada, ability to connect the dots into a broader narrative which creates understanding. So what we are left with is the first and last thought that ran through his brain in the last 30 minutes. And why does Lloyd operate like this? I would suggest that he has at least $1M reasons.

And only only ones throwing the darts in the first place are those who didn't poke their eye out first.

The ol' DCM. I would add, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. And don't even think about coming near Gosh's.

I'm sorry you're knackered WCW.

You mean a 60-goal a year premiership full-forward? Just wondering how many of those are "creaping" around the competition at the minute?

Thanks for this T.C. Some of the best footballers I've seen stand at 175cm. I'm not sure what the problem is. It's one of the great attractions of Aussie Rules, all shapes and sizes can be stars.

The most amazing thing about this thread is how amazed I am when reading it.

Look Rubbish Binny . . . if you persist in posting nuanced and discerning content such as the above on Demonland, I'll be forced to report you to Andy and cease listening to the pods.

And the perennial favourite . . . crops up almost every round . . . " . . . xyz player is gassed. Needs to be rested/managed/given a week off . . . " It's a special type of fail when it's written after round three or a bye.