Queanbeyan Demon

Interviewer: What did it take to become a top flight ruckman? Big Goldie: seven completed pre-seasons.

I'm all in. Package him up with a Brayshaw in return for a third rounder. Fyfe can mentor Love Shack in the magoos, Brayshaw is a very handy sub in the ones.

Bellend.

The great dayz of the Scanlons footy cards. Barry Denny - Utility

Usual Tuesday evening at the Top Pub in Queanbeyan.

I've never been able to fathom why the Filth is Colonwood, but Pentridge is in Coburg.

You're a goodun @biggestred. Love your work.

I wish you'd bring this type of critical content to our attention in a more timely manner @biggestred. It's been on the website of The Age for almost 20 minutes now :-)

I get sucked-in to reading this thread every week - and wish I didn't.

Kossi in, no one out. Play with 24. Meth Coke can't count anyway.

Jack Dyer Classic Shirtfront Story on The Footy Show.mp4

1. Their recruiters are duds 2. Bellend 3. Self referential culture

Take your point SWYL . . . certainly didn't help. But it seems we showed resilience today that wasn't there against the Bears. What could account for that I wonder?

Hey Gil, could you please explain to the crowd the League's position on: deliberate out of bounds umpire discent bumping?

Have you ever watched the '66 grand final?

And while we're at it, why do we have to play sides above us on the ladder?

I've watched a bit of footy over the weekend. Teams that move the ball super quick with assured ball handling and can hit targets are getting the wins. Sydney are great at this game style. I'm worried that our propensity to fumble, miss tackles and inability to consistently hit targets under pressure will undo us today. Missing KP so much. #MFCSS

Is he any relation to our bloke?

if Port loose tonight with the Swans in Sydney next week . . . that mor@n president will be up and about.

I remember when Lockett went to Sydney. Alan Jones almost shot his load. Half shouting at the microphone, "The Swans will be great this year now we've got Plunger".

All the wind is on 'Land.

They would have had Mike Fitzpatrick on hand to write a thesis on how to untie them.

Like Hird, haven't a GD clue.

There's 12 joints with that problem @Demon Disciple. Maybe they could play player Russian roulette during the trade period this year?

@layzie There's an Essendscum supporter in the coffee group. Says Bevo is no good and should have been sacked two years ago. QD: What? He coached Footscray into a granny two years ago. That's two grannies in five years. Winning finals record just shy of 60 percent. BTW, what's Essendon's winning finals percentage over the last 20 years? Oh, that's right . . 0 percent.