Queanbeyan Demon

Agree @Dee Zephyr. Will be lucky to make the 8. Will quite possibly fall off the cliff.

Mum's the word @WalkingCivilWar. Having said that, I know a few 'Landers and they are all thoroughly decent chaps. Can't mention names of course - I know you'll understand. But that red-head is a thoroughly decent chap. Went to the right school you know. And the one with the pony tail, we had the rules changed at the Club to have him admitted. Thoroughly decent chap. And the son of . . . . what's his name . . . oh you know, very decent lad. Very stable, predictable, steady hand on the tiller - just the chap we need heading up the Firm. Gave him his own underground carpark. Anyway - got to go now WCW - meeting some of the developers down at Sorento.

Can you give us an early scoop @WalkingCivilWar on the most important data between now and the first bounce - what's going to be on the banner? Even a small hint?

Were you fumigated when you left?

The first goal of the season hasn't been kicked, and we have our clubhouse leader . . .

Fair go @Deebauched. That was no post game commentary. Quarter time more like it. This is Demonland after all.

That's 24 worst weeks in footy by my calculations.

The worst week in football is easily when Colinwood play Essendrugs in a granny.

Do we have two Olivers running around?

Probably just wasted the rest of his time.

Premiership player All Australian 2xB&Fs, including one in a premiership season He'd be, arguably, in the top half dozen players at Melbourne IMHO.

Oliver/Tracktor/Max/Maysie/Pedo

I'm one of the guys that project manages the build and deployment of this type of technology. Here are the underlying mindsets of organisations in change of these projects: do it as cheap as possible we trust no one on the project team, or inside our own organisation, and the default position is "we are being ripped-off" we don't know anything about information system development, but we'll tell you how to do it security concerns are a low priority "what does the contract say" - refer bullet-point two. It's downhill on one leg, blindfolded, with no poles.

Wot? O'Meare can only dream of emulating Mundy. Close to the most overhyped/overrated player of the last 10 years. Never won and B&F, never an AA, averages about five BL votes a season and I don't remember him every turning a game. Good ordinary player at best.

Brown's cut his hair - so not as top heavy as you may think.

It wasn't a player. It was Razor Ray.

Now I'm really worried. Wilsons' judgement on actual footy matters (you know, the game played on an oval-shaped field with 18 players per side)* is generally appalling. Would rather have her predicting that we finish 15th. We'd be certain of winning the premiership then. * Unless it's Footscray, in which case you play with 21 players.

The Pike and Love Shack situations are barely in the same suburb, let alone ball park.

Providing relief forward is indeed important @DeeZee

For a moment I thought Pedo was back in town.

I really can't see how this would be a hard job for anyone to undertake - even S-lobbo. 1. Clarry/Trackta/Max/Mayzie/Kossi/Lever/Petty/NathanJones/Friiiiiiittttaaaaa/Langas/Hibba/Viney/Angus/TommyMac/TommySparrow/BBB 2. The Bont 3. ANB 4.Spargs 5. Throw a tarpaulin over the other 900. Done.

Fox Executive: Hey Tim Lane, wanna co-host a nightly program on the AFL Tim: Would love too . . . how much? Fox Executive: 50k sign-on, 200k/yr salary, 1 paid research assistant Tim: Great, Done. BTW, who's the co-host Fox Executive: S-Lobbo Tim: Um . . . yeah/nah Fox Executive picks up phone: Hey Gerard, wanna co-host a nightly program on the AFL Gerard: Would love too . . . how much? Fox Executive: You'll be hosting with s-lobbo Gerard: That'll be 250K sign-on, 500K salary, 100K OH&S insurance plan, the world's biggest air vaporizer installed in the studio and membership of Al-Anon. Oh, and a social worker in place of a research assistant.

Couldn't agree more Mr Fence. Lobb - his name alone is idiomatic of the way he plays his footy. Jones - one of the best C graders going around JUH - might be a good, consistent player . . . one day Naughton and Darcy are Jack Dyer "good ordinary" - let's face it.

My golly, I do say, that new number 6 seems to be a good player. Do they all come with a ponytail these days?

Maher holds a lot of things firm I am told.