Queanbeyan Demon

If true, then Lewis is much sillier than I thought. Jordon and Black are barely playing the same sport, let alone comparable as footballers. Black player 300 games, won a Brownlow, a norm smith, played in three flags, won three B&F and captained his club. JJ will be very fortunate to emulate one of those.

The Titanic actually had a pretty good turning circle - it was the Queen Mary that had problems in that domain. Just checking, you are talking about the centre half forward and full forward that played in Melbourne's first premiership in 57 years, just 15 months ago, kicking five goals between them? JVR = maybe a superstar - hasn't played one game of senior footy.

Why the phuuukkkk is Pedo on the bench again?

Michael Long would have knocked them all out if he had had the chance?

Brian Taylor gets stranded on a desert island with nothing but a lifeboat with a puncture in it The Filth invest in pants that actually fit Ginnivan Daisy replaces Gil

QD's been on a lovely break since 23 Dec. Very happy Comes onto Demonland to ensure he hasn't missed anything important Reads this thread Checks the bathroom cabinet for razorblades Remembers he bought an electric razor last year around this time.

I'm a Dees man, but loved Barry Round. Fair, talented, footy brain par excellence, legitimately tough, ornament to the game. Barry and Rod 'the Tilt' Carter were the best reasons to watch the Swannies every second Sunday back then. May you continue putting it down the throat of those nippy rovers ever more Barry.

[censored] . . . that's a huge call :-)

I lost a pearce last night myself. Changed the sheets though.

FMD - it's Cornes.

Pretty ordinary centre line.

Big trouble when Frost is your main man.

giving summer workshops to umpires on how to cast Brownlow votes.

Maybe Kossie's had a spiritual awakening.

Sheez, hope we don't play Maysie on him in the intra-club games. Charges could escalate from common assault to manslaughter.

Are we still talking about her footy career?

Premiership No. 14 in the bag.

I've absolutely moved on. Only check this thread once per week now.

Max is being blocked, punched and elbowed 70 metres off the ball and 10 metres away from the third field field umpire and no free being paid. How does four make any difference? Let's give the goal umpire the power to adjudge off the ball cheating and play Max at full forward all year I say.

I just wanna marry them all.

Are you talking about SEN or Derm now?

@monoccular says: I would hope, that if this is proven, they won’t be able to umpire from Barwon Prison. He will umpire the intra-crim game. He won't be the first top line umpire in prison to do that. Trust me.

FMD. Probably George's son.

Downlow - love it. Funny. In answer to your question - the answer is simple. A three person panel: Daisy, Paxy and Lilly to cast votes in all nine games each round. They are that good.

A very well connected person told me in the early '80 that the whole sealed envelopes thing was BS. It's why Jack Hamilton had a smirk on his face when PWC wheeled the votes onto the stage at the SCBR.